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posted 3/30/2012 8:15:31 AM |
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40DWM

Mar 30 @ 9:05AM  
Greenie

Sad part is they claim to have the moral and intelligence high ground
kmp21157

Mar 30 @ 1:13PM  
somnium

Mar 30 @ 2:49PM  
Sad part is they claim to have the moral and intelligence high ground

There is no such thing as ANY politician having morals, intelligence and common sense, it just doesn't exist- not on this planet anyway!!


pinklipstick2

Mar 30 @ 2:52PM  
I don't want to laugh don't want to don't want to . Oh hell
sugarnspice005

Mar 30 @ 6:13PM  
Sad part is they claim to have the moral and intelligence high ground

I voted for Clinton both times, I'll admit to that, and yeah, I'd probably vote for him again if he could run. But, I know he was an unfaithful jerk. His morals....that's a joke, he had none. But...he's had only one wife, let's talk about Newt who is on wife 3, in fact, she was his mistress while he was married to wife number 2, whom he asked if she would be ok with an open marriage.

In other words, there is no such thing as a politician with morals. Well, to the best of my knowledge, George H.W. Bush never cheated on Barbara, and George W. Bush didn't cheat on Laura...and actually, I can admit I have a healthy respect for both men. I actually like them. And yes, in case anyone is wondering, I voted for G.W. in 04.

I don't vote "party lines". I vote for who I feel has more to offer, regardless of what party that candidate is, what gender, and what race/heritage.
MaryAnn_

Mar 30 @ 11:37PM  
Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other ...President Ronald Reagan

'Politics' is made up of two words, 'poli,' which is Greek for 'many,' and 'tics,' which are blood-sucking insects.
- Gore Vidal

What do Washington's politicians and pro wrestlers have in common?... They're mostly overweight white guys pretending to hurt each other. - Unknown

A lot has been said about politics; some of it complimentary, but most of it accurate. - Eric Idle

Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working, honest Americans. It's the other two percent that get all the publicity. But then - we elected them. - Lily Tomlin

Don't steal. The government hates competition. - Bumper Sticker

Your federal government needs your money so that it can perform vital services for you that you would not think up yourself in a million years. - Dave Barry



Fckmhrdtnght

Mar 30 @ 11:45PM  
I thought at first glance your blog said

" Liberal DOM"

and WTF, I didn't know that STAD was into that ....

welll ummmm maybe that's not true ...

he is kinda boss .... always saying



wanna .... well you know!!!

onehornytoad69

Mar 31 @ 12:53PM  
'Politics' is made up of two words, 'poli,' which is Greek for 'many,' and 'tics,' which are blood-sucking insects.
- Gore Vidal
I Love it!!!!!!!!!!!
Luvrgrl

Mar 31 @ 2:04PM  
KnightsSearch

Apr 7 @ 9:45AM  
Straddle nice photo of you when did you have it taken LOL

Hey when did you be come a liberal Dem

Couldnt help my self
StraddleMyNose

Apr 7 @ 9:53AM  
Straddle nice photo of you when did you have it taken LOL

Hey when did you be come a liberal Dem

Couldnt help my self
lol
frog

May 16 @ 2:09AM  
Hey Straddle,
While I appreciate the humor of the picture , I must say I'm offended by the caption as I too am a liberal democrat . Actually, I consider myself to be an independent, as in thinking independently from either side of the isle of poor excuses for leadership and brainwashing techniques. I am completely baffled as to why anyone would vote Republican given their track record over much of the last 30 yrs they've been in power , and especially after the George W. Bush fiasco/s of the past 8 years prior to Obama . And given the candidates the GOP has thrown out there and try to convince their supporters to back them in the upcoming election, the thought of any of them becoming President positively scares the hell out of me , and I'm not a person who scares easily. Those idiotic liberal democrats keep bailing the GOP out of their messes as they are elected (before some of them fall into the same pit), but the GOP keep falling right back into the same pits when they regain power . I do have issues with the liberal dems , just not nearly as many as I have with the conservative GOP and especially the tea party crazies that seem to want to take us back to the dark ages . You were right, I shouldn't have looked at the picture .
Frog
indalor

Sep 25 @ 12:48AM  
The really sad thing is people actually believe this crap. History lesson and social science lesson folks. Communism has NEVER existed as a form of government. ONLY as an idea in a Book. Russia and China are called "communism" but they form of government was actually "totalitarian oligarchy".

So all of this bull about any American actually acting like a communist is not only a joke it shows how STUPID some people are.
StraddleMyNose

Sep 25 @ 1:09AM  
Communism


From Wikipedia,

Communism (from Latin communis - common, universal) is a revolutionary socialist movement to create a classless, moneyless, and stateless social order structured upon common ownership of the means of production, as well as a social, political and economic ideology that aims at the establishment of this social order. This movement, in its Marxist-Leninist interpretations, significantly influenced the history of the 20th century, which saw intense rivalry between the "socialist world" (socialist states ruled by communist parties) and the "western world" (countries with capitalist economies).

Marxist theory holds that pure communism or full communism is a specific stage of historical development that inevitably emerges from the development of the productive forces that leads to a superabundance of material wealth, allowing for distribution based on need and social relations based on freely associated individuals.[1][2] The exact definition of communism varies, and it is often mistakenly, in general political discourse, used interchangeably with socialism; however, Marxist theory contends that socialism is just a transitional stage on the road to communism. Leninism adds to Marxism the notion of a vanguard party to lead the proletarian revolution and to secure all political power after the revolution for the working class, for the development of universal class consciousness and worker participation, in a transitional stage between capitalism and socialism.

Council communists and non-Marxist libertarian communists and anarcho-communists oppose the ideas of a vanguard party and a transition stage, and advocate for the construction of full communism to begin immediately upon the abolition of capitalism. There is a very wide range of theories amongst those particular communists in regards to how to build the types of institutions that would replace the various economic engines (such as food distribution, education, and hospitals) as they exist under capitalist systems—or even whether to do so at all. Some of these communists have specific plans for the types of administrative bodies that would replace the current ones, while always qualifying that these bodies would be decentralised and worker-owned, just as they currently are within the activist movements themselves. Others have no concrete set of post-revolutionary blueprints at all, claiming instead that they simply trust that the world's workers and poor will figure out proper modes of distribution and wide-scale production, and also coordination, entirely on their own, without the need for any structured "replacements" for capitalist state-based control.[citation needed]

In the modern lexicon of what many sociologists and political commentators refer to as the "political mainstream", communism is often used to refer to the policies of communist states, i.e., the ones totally controlled by communist parties, regardless of the practical content of the actual economic system they may preside over. Examples of this include the policies of the Socialist Republic of Vietnam where the economic system incorporates "doi moi", the People's Republic of China (PRC) where the economic system incorporates "socialist market economy", and the economic system of the Soviet Union which was described as "state capitalist" by non-Leninist socialists and later by communists who increasingly opposed the post-Stalin era Soviet model as it progressed over the course of the 20th century (e.g., Maoists, Trotskyists and libertarian communists)—and even at one point by Vladimir Lenin himself.


So all of this bull about any American actually acting like a communist is not only a joke it shows how STUPID some people are.
You sound like a true liberal bullshitter!

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