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Forever Alone Guy Manifesto

posted 3/23/2012 12:52:59 AM |
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Top Ten Reasons Why My Hand Is Better Than a Woman
1. My hand doesn't mind if I go elsewhere.
2. My hand always does it right.
3. No nagging
4. I can't get my hand pregnant
5. I know with 100% certainty that I will never find my hand with another man.
6. My hand has a twin sister than can take over if she gets tired.
7. Dinner? Doesn't eat. Flowers? No need. Hand lotion? I use that anyway.
8. Anytime. Anywhere.
9. My hand doesn't mind if I flip her over and use the other entrance.
10. Makes amazing sandwiches on command.

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StraddleMyNose

Mar 23 @ 1:25AM  
2. My hand always does it right.
3. No nagging

Too funny!
onehornytoad69

Mar 23 @ 4:27AM  
Most Of My Things...were not listed.....So I will STFU!!!...
kmp21157

Mar 23 @ 11:32AM  
love it
thevirgin22

Mar 23 @ 7:24PM  
very funny but very true
onehornytoad69

Mar 24 @ 2:20PM  
BTW...ummm ...is Your Cupcake...really that tasty? Just asking..
Wordsofwit

Mar 24 @ 2:29PM  
That is hilarious and I had never heard it before... automatic green thingie

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