Forever Alone Guy Manifesto posted 3/23/2012 12:52:59 AM | 3 kudos what's this?     report abuse tagged: funny, men, guys, single, masturbation

TastyCupcake

Top Ten Reasons Why My Hand Is Better Than a Woman
1. My hand doesn't mind if I go elsewhere.
2. My hand always does it right.
3. No nagging
4. I can't get my hand pregnant
5. I know with 100% certainty that I will never find my hand with another man.
6. My hand has a twin sister than can take over if she gets tired.
7. Dinner? Doesn't eat. Flowers? No need. Hand lotion? I use that anyway.
8. Anytime. Anywhere.
9. My hand doesn't mind if I flip her over and use the other entrance.
10. Makes amazing sandwiches on command.

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