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posted 2/23/2012 1:24:39 PM |
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The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I can't understand how you kin be so much bigger 'n me.
We're the same age, and we was the same size as kids. I just don't git it."
"Well," said the big 'gator, "What you been eatin', boy?"
"Politicians, same as you," replied the small 'gator.
"Hmm. Well, where do y'all catch 'em?"
"Down 'tother side of the swamp near the parkin' lot by the capitol."
"Same here. Hmm. How do you catch 'em?"
"Well, I crawls up into one of them Lexus and wait fer one to open the car door.
Then I jump out, grab 'em on the leg, shake the shit out of 'em, and eat 'em!"
"Ah!" says the big alligator,
"I think I see your problem. You ain't gettin' any real nourishment. "
"See, by the time you get done shakin' the shit out of a Politician, there ain't nothin' left but an asshole and a briefcase

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Feb 23 @ 4:24PM  
Very true

Feb 23 @ 7:38PM  
I like that one

Feb 24 @ 1:38PM  

Very good.

My dad always said his idea of a politition was an animal that sat on the fence
with both ears on the ground.

Feb 26 @ 10:43AM  
Yep, you got it right there.

I like the line in Hunt For Red October where the politician says he is a liar and a cheat, but keeps his options open

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