My Best Sexual Memory posted 1/21/2007 7:36:16 AM | 3 kudos what's this?     report abuse

Lisa46

As I was coming out of the shower he was walking in the front door...I dressed as we discussed his day on the job.I was dressed and making coffee when he had commented how weak women are. Now you must realize I'm 25 yrs. old weigh 130 lbs and no damn weakling... so of course those hairs rose up on the back of my neck. He proceeded to tell me how they had chased this woman and it only took a moment to capture her.
I just sat there and looked at this man he's 6'2 gorgeous and mine.....but I do have a mouth and told him he got lucky she was to drunk to give him a run for his money. So hence came the disagreement and yes I told him I could hold my own agaist any man.He said okay lets do it! I told him he was nuts no fair I couldn't hold him back without hurting him. He told me I couldn't do it damn why did he have to say that???
So I took the stance and said okay baby come on! As he tried to put my arms behind my back I bit his arm jsut enough for him to let go (okay it bruised later) but he did let go. He then grabbed my legs and tried to bring me down. NOT I grabbed his balls and squeezed just a little bit..so he retaliated and grabbed my breast! I said no fair you aren't allowed to do that your a cop!!!! so the asshole grabbed his handcuffs off his belt and got one wrist captured! Oh shit he's serious now so now I'm struggling in all earnest so is he!!! he brought his leg behind mine and tripped me (but he took my weight so I wasn't hurt).
He raised my arms above my head and started kissing my neck (my weak spot) the little shit proceeded to handcuff me to the leg of the sofa!!! (now ladies when you are on your back with a big man on top of you your fingers cannot lift the sofa an inch) Well yeah he kept kissing my neck so I kept trying to get away damn what a way to go!!! he laughed and said I was all his and pulled my shirt up over my breasts and starting loving on them while unzipping my jeans with the other hand. When he got his fingers in my pussy he smiled I was sooooo wet. OH MY GOD he was killing me!!! so he fucked me right there in the floor with his clothes on and dick out and me handcuffed to the sofa leg..oh yeah best damn memory..That was in 1985 and I have yet to find another who could do to me what that man did damnn

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