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BRITISH HUMOR IS DIFFERENT

posted 2/9/2012 7:43:24 PM |
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These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers:

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old,
Hateful little bastard.
Bites!

FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.

FREE PUPPIES.
Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.


COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.


JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer £100.


WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.


FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.

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sugarnspice005

Feb 9 @ 9:48PM  
FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.

That's cute!


StraddleMyNose

Feb 9 @ 10:10PM  
RunAround

Feb 9 @ 10:49PM  
They were good shyguy
budman701

Feb 10 @ 10:33AM  
Now thats some funny shit
GreenEyedLady929

Apr 19 @ 6:32PM  
I like the one about the German Shepherd and Wonder Dog.

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