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posted 1/30/2012 1:47:12 PM |
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  hog77297

A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know...., I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a Chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2011 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes. "Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips.

This is rather awkward to say but you will also have, as part of your job, the assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive."

The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me!"

The social worker said, "Yeah, well ... You started it".

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40DWM

Jan 30 @ 6:18PM  
Ahhhhh....that was funny.
somnium

Jan 30 @ 6:35PM  
Bad social worker... bad!!

sugarnspice005

Jan 30 @ 9:13PM  
That's a good one!!!!
soft_touch938

Jan 31 @ 11:17PM  
Good one!
onehornytoad69

Feb 1 @ 12:51AM  
Cute!!

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