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posted 1/3/2012 10:58:30 PM |
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Two elderly gentlemen, who had been without sex for several years, decided they needed to visit a cat-house.

When they arrived, the madam took one look at them and decided she wasn't going to waste any of her ladies on these two old men.

So she used "blow-up" dolls instead. She put the dolls in each man's room and left them to their business. After the two men were finished, they started for
home and got to talking.

The first man said, "I think the girl I had was dead. She never moved, talked or even groaned... how was it for you?"

The second man replied, "I think mine was a witch."

The first man asked, "How's that?"

"Well," said the second man, "when I nibbled on her breast.....she jumped up and flew out the window!"





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summernite

Jan 3 @ 11:08PM  
thanks I needed that
somnium

Jan 3 @ 11:41PM  
Not a good night when your own 'party doll' just ups and leaves on ya!

Good one!

Vegasbaby

Jan 4 @ 12:36PM  
see sweetie if that had been two elderly women instead of men you wouldn't have that problem
cause they would have owned the cat house ..
sugarnspice005

Jan 4 @ 6:52PM  


That was funny.
Ewe_Wish

Jan 5 @ 4:21AM  
needsomenow789

Jan 5 @ 8:44AM  
Good one, hope i don't get that old too soon, i wouldn't want my date flying out the window

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