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A frustrated lady

posted 12/28/2011 9:41:46 PM |
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A lady who had been married for several years was growing more and more frustrated at her husband's lack of interest in sex. She wondered about ways to add some pizzazz to their relationship, and finally decided to purchase some crotchless underwear she had seen in a lingerie shop. One evening when she was feeling particularly desirous, and he was, as usual, watching television, she took a shower, freshened up, and donned the crotchless undies, and a slinky negligee. She then strolled between her husband and the television, and suggestively tossed one leg up on his chair arm. 'Want some of this?' she purred. 'Are you kidding?' he replied. 'Look what it did to your underwear'

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sugarnspice005

Dec 28 @ 9:52PM  
And what did it say on his tombstone?

summernite

Dec 28 @ 10:47PM  
D I V O R C E .....
HairyPus

Dec 29 @ 12:09AM  
Adding this to my stand-up routine
summernite

Dec 29 @ 12:13AM  
and more
Ewe_Wish

Dec 29 @ 12:45AM  
A lady who had been married for several years was growing more and more frustrated at her husband's lack of interest in sex.
I knew it was a joke when I read that line..........I have never known a man who ever lacked interest in sex.............hell the first 5 years of my marriage to my late husband i use to lock myself in the bathroom just to get some rest from it.............after that I just told him to go ahead.........just don't wake me up.............


kudos.....funny joke.
HRRRICKANE

Dec 29 @ 8:18AM  
Strega

Dec 29 @ 10:38PM  
A Larry the Cable Guy joke. I heard it on the redneck comedy tour show on Netflix,
ILgal

Dec 30 @ 1:05AM  
poor guy ... D E A D ...

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