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A party for her grand daughter

posted 12/27/2011 9:44:43 PM |
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A lady is giving a party for her granddaughter, and has gone all out: caterer, band, and a hired Clown. The Clown brings a couple of carnies with him. Feeling sorry for them, the woman tells them that they can get a meal if they will chop some firewood. Gratefully, they head to the rear of the house.

The guests arrive and all is going well, the children have a wonderful time, but the Clown does not show up — the lady finds him passed out drunk at the rear of the house, where he was drinking and watching his friends chop wood. The woman is very disappointed and unsuccessfully tries to entertain the children herself.

She happens to look out the window and sees one of the carnies doing cartwheels across the lawn. She watches in awe as he swings from tree branches, does midair flips, and leaps high in the air.

She calls the other guy over and says, "What your friend is doing is absolutely marvelous. I have never seen such a thing. Do you think your friend would consider repeating this performance for the children at the party? I would pay him $50!"

"Well," he responds, "I dunno, let me ask him … HEY WILLIE! FOR $50 WOULD YOU CHOP OFF ANOTHER TOE?"

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Dec 27 @ 10:03PM  

Dec 27 @ 10:10PM  
OUCH!! But funny!

Dec 27 @ 11:07PM  

Dec 28 @ 1:27AM  
Just what the place needs.....levity. Good job!

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A party for her grand daughter