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posted 12/20/2011 5:34:44 PM |
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Fuck! I'm so over this holiday bullshit this year. OVER it.. and it's only just now Yule.

Happy Yule, Y'all. May the rebirth of the sun god.. blah blah blah blah blah.. fuck.

I'm in such a mood! I wanna wrap presents.. as long as all of them are hand grenades. Then I wanna hand them out to everyone who has stepped on my toes this year. I told ya I was in a mood.

Deck the halls with last years enemies entrails .. fa la la la la la la la la.. Did you know that's how the Christmas tree got started? Yup, and those fancy little balls we hang on the branches? Those used to be lambs bladders that were blown up and dried and painted. Yup. Why entrails? Danged if I know.. I'm sure it was some sort of fertility thing.. so you'd always have food to eat or something. Anyway.. yeah.. while visions of sugar plums dance in your head...

Why do relationships always have to be so stinking hard? Why can't we all speak the same damned language and mean the same damned things? WTF? Rant? Me? of course. Get over it.

Is it the fact that it's dark more than light? Is it the holiday cheer thing that makes people asshats? Is it the prospect of not being able to afford something that you wanna give someone? What is it? Honestly, by today, I just want this mess over.

Happy New Year.. I wanna get there. Happy Nude Rear Even!

Am I the only one feeling like decorating with someone's gizzards for xmas?

CRAP! I almost forgot the most important part of my blog! See what happens when I get cranky? Does anyone here wanna fuck??

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Dec 20 @ 5:52PM  
such a stupendous soliloquy on seasonal snarkitude! Spectacular Skwirl, simply sparkling.

Dec 20 @ 5:55PM  
Well you could always occupy a manger nativity scene at your church to make you feel better.

Dec 20 @ 6:00PM  
Wouldn't that be fun? A manger scene at my church would be a blast. Shower cleaned yet, my man?

Dec 20 @ 6:31PM  
Happy Yule to you Skwirl. Happy to see that you popped in.

I am so ready for the new year. I mean, New Year's Eve...that's party time.

Dec 20 @ 7:11PM  
I'm right there with ya, my Skwirl! No grandkids this year....and my daughter just told me today that her fiance walked out on her.....Merry fucking Christmas!!

Dec 20 @ 7:26PM  
Happy Yule to you too. No kids or grandkids here either for Yule or Christmas. Might just order pizza if anyone is delivering Christmas day and if not just whatever is easy. Bah Humbug.

Dec 20 @ 7:41PM  
Fa La La La La La La La La ... Fuck!

Yeah... that sounds about right- I too cannot wait until New Years Day, actually.... not just New Years Eve!

Happy yule to you too!


Dec 20 @ 9:25PM  
Happy Fuck Day to You!

Happy Fuck Day to You!

oh damn, that's the happy birthday song

You know, the most priceless gift that you can give everyone you love, is spending time with them!

It doesn't cost a lot in the pocketbook however there some things that money can't buy .. and that's love.

psssst, the reason that relationships are so tough are because men are the opposite sex ... and they are just sooooooooooooooooooo opposite of us ...

keep that in mind and guess what, it kinda works!!

When gals want to talk to feel better ... guys don't want to talk.

I read that book by John Gray, you know the guy about men are from mars & woman are from venus ... his book about relationships ... and it is crazy reading ..
sooooo different than what I thought ..

good luck ...

oooops .. I need that probably more than you do ... been a while since had a relationship other than some guy wanting to just get off chatting to me on the phone.


oh yeah ...

may Santa check his naughty guy list and send you one that likes to fuck when you want .. and ....... well, whatever the hell else you want him to do for you !


Dec 21 @ 12:30AM  
Fa La La La La La La La off goes your bra melons in my mouth ha ha ha wheres my thingy oops its already in I guess we are a fucking La La La Wanna Fuck some more !!!!

Dec 21 @ 1:20AM  
Wow Lady... You sure do draw ... Views!!!
Missed ya!!!

And I Always wanna!!!

Dec 21 @ 1:23AM  
I think we're all ready to kiss this year by by..But I don't expect much to change next year; (sure hope I'm wrong ;-^).
May the God of your choice take a likin to ya-allllll.
Hope all have a T-riffic 2012,,(sure hope the Myans ain't right ;-^)
Sholme U-all,
PS: Don't let the "asshats" get to ya, just pull the pin and throw...

Dec 21 @ 8:31AM  
I know what you mean and I may blog about it. Good read, greenie

Dec 21 @ 8:45PM  
Fuck! I'm so over this holiday bullshit this year
You and me both Skwirly girl. If i have to wrap one more present or worry about not giving enough or getting the right thing.........I am going to pull my friggin hair out.

Wanna Fuck...........yup........but just as a warning..........I have wrapped so many damn presents..........when we are might have a ribbon on you.

Dec 25 @ 2:54PM  
Here's to 200 year old bottle of schotch, and a night of lohg hot wet passionate Love making

Merry christmas to the skwirl rules

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