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posted 12/12/2011 12:10:32 PM |
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Guts or balls?

There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking there is no difference in the outcome. Both result in death.

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summernite

Dec 12 @ 12:26PM  
loved those
lkb66

Dec 12 @ 9:25PM  
aftershocks

Dec 13 @ 9:17PM  
The better answer is:
“Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding”

This quote is attributed to Betty White, but it doesn;t matter who said it, it is brilliant.

Anybody wanna fuck? The thought of pounding is making me horny,..

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