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posted 12/6/2011 12:10:06 AM |
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A police motorcycle cop stops a driver for running a red light.
The driver is a real jerk, steps out of his car and comes striding toward the officer, demanding to know why he is being harassed by the Gestapo!
So the officer calmly tells him of the red light violation.

The motorist instantly goes on a tirade, questioning the officer’s ancestry, sexual orientation, etc., in rather explicit offensive terms. The tirade goes on without the officer saying anything.

When the officer finishes writing the ticket he puts an “AH” in the lower
right corner of the narrative portion of the ticket. He then hands it to
the ‘violator’ for his signature.

The guy signs the ticket angrily, and when presented with his copy points to the “AH” and demands to know what it stands for.
The officer says, “That’s so when we go to court, I’ll remember that you’re an asshole.

Two months later they’re in court. The ‘violator’ has a bad driving record
and he is in danger of losing his license, so he hired a lawyer to represent
him.On the stand the officer testifies to seeing the man run the red light.

Under cross examination the defense attorney asks; “Officer is this a
reasonable facsimile of the ticket that you issued to my client?”

Officer responds, “Yes, sir, that is the defendant’s copy, his signature and mine, same number at the top.”

Lawyer: “Officer, is there any particular marking or notation on this ticket
you don’t normally make?”

“Yes, sir, in the lower right corner of the narrative there is an “AH,”
underlined.”

“What does the “AH” stand for, officer?”

“Aggressive and hostile, Sir.”

“Aggressive and hostile?”

“Yes, Sir.”

“Officer, are you sure it doesn’t stand for asshole?”

“Well, sir, you know your client better than I do

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geena

Dec 6 @ 12:46AM  
smart cop
summernite

Dec 6 @ 1:26AM  
sugarnspice005

Dec 6 @ 9:44AM  
That was a good one!

peterpan1

Dec 6 @ 12:27PM  
An oldy but a good one still. Keep them coming.
shyguy140

Dec 6 @ 4:58PM  

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