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  Ewe_Wish

Good Morning AMD!! Got your coffee in hand.........I thought I would post a weak in Repew......I mean a Week in Review.........Yup YUP I know Brucie......You find this boring.....but you lubs me so you will forgive me.....LOL

You know my rules on deciding which ones make the review and which ones don't....yup NO Rules......except I don't review my own.............how vain!!!

I started out this week like I use to.....I opened all blogs posted and clicked on page 16....and looked at the date.....SEPT 16!!??!! WTF? I use to start at page 25 and it might be where the week started but probably not..........man you guys need me here.........cause I'm so vain.....I bet you think this blog is about me.....oh shit off topic. I don't mind going off topic in blog comments but then again I have a little bit of OCD but in my own blog I like to stay........Oh cookies!!

Let's start out with the first blog exactly one week ago on the 26th.........

Flavorbuster's blog BULLSHIT explains exactly my sentiment on too few blogs to comment on.........either that or he's doing security at Old McDonald's farm.....You have to be a "Light stepper" when your sneaking around the barnyard.....but this little sheepie loves a man who protects her.

Catman says It can only be Black Friday unless he is fucking a woman. Was he saying how he only gets laid on black friday........so do you follow the Thai tradion have a color for each day......cause if thats your way of thinking you are only getting laid the day after Thanksgiving.........but hey once a year is better than not!! Make it count....if she isn't swinging from the chandelier and giving the Tarzan call you better pull out the Kama Sutra and shall we say....."bone up" on the subject.

Stubbsy says Damn-uh-jizz. I wasn't sure what this blog was about at first. The title made me think that this was the first time he was masturbating and didn't realize what happened when it ended.....in OH DAMN...UH JIZZ.....get me a fucking towel. actually it was about movies and netflix.....I love netflix too....I love that fact I pay close to 20 dollars a month and keep the 3 movies so long I could have just bought them Cheaper........

Than we have Emilysundeen who writes Fun with a free sex ad and her address posted........ok except for this is against the rules......lets just think about how wrong this is........first she puts her address in a blog........so can you imagine how many men read this blog jumped in their cars and raced to that address to find what? a 7/11, a sting operation, or the longest line for free pussy you ever did see.......and don't worry about it boys......two things are guaranteed......Free is never free.....you will pay for it......cause the cops will show up......and that pussy is dripping in STD's.........have a nice trip..........Does 7/11 still have that card for free coffee after 10 cups?

Summernite posted Sidewalk Chalk Art....if you haven't had a chance to look at this youtube....do it....I have see sidewalk drawings that were good but these are awesome. Wouldn't it be funny if someone drew a side walk chalk picture of all these naked women trapped in a hole by a chained fence outside of Walmart.....there would be a stampede of men running to the gardening center to buy shovels to dig them up.

Strega writes Why Grandma Has a few more grey hairs today....Whereas there was almost a catastrophe on Thanksgiving that was avoided....Thank Goodness.....children can make our hair turn prematurely grey.......but I just wash that grey right out of my hair.......thank you Nice and Easy.

DickSlippery writes 1% of what? Whereas he says that the 99% Occupy movement is stupid and they won't accomplish anything...... Well that's true......tho sit ins and protesters will never accomplish anything...when did it ever help to protest something.....but thank God someone did....Or women wouldn't have the right to vote....(tho there are those who think that's one right that should be taken away) but DS....had a view......he always does......and there is nothing wrong with having a view.

DS posted again......as only a true blog whore would (for you newbies.....the term blog whore is not an insult....some of us wear that name proudly) .....in Born to Be Wild......Yup ladies....hide your nakkid pictures or he will cast a spell on you and you will find yourself doing everything he asks..........I only know this from rumor as he never asked for nakkid pictures of me...........said that wool just didn't turn him on.

OneHornytoad wanted to know Can we Play Nice together.......which could mean that we had a troll running...slithering thru the blogs......or Horny is horny and wants an orgy.........ok whose up for an orgy........bus is leaving in 5 minutes........

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Ewe_Wish

Dec 3 @ 11:23AM  
Sugarnspice......says we are a spoiled generation....Hold on a sec while I turn down my 46 in Plasma TV, and shit my Android is beeping, and I need to plug in my MP3 player...and let me finish downloading the latest book on my Kimball.......and than I will take a moment to explain why you are wrong with that statement......


RnJ writes Doctor Visit....about his doctor getting pervy with him.....hell I wish mine would just get pervy....last month when I went to my doctor she said "Ewe_wish you're getting fat" I told her I would like a second opinion and the bitch told me I was getting ugly too.

DickSlippery wrote 392 Days and counting whereas he will be the new model of Madmax. God I love the northern part of MN....lets face it.....if there are zombies.....there won't be that many.....we don't have that big of a population.......lol if the end is near....oh well........but every other day someone is saying the end is near........

Sugarnspice....asks about Moving Out......As I told sugar I was 19 when I first moved out of my mother's house....she always referred to it as when I ran away. My children when they moved out........i packed their bags and gave them a hundred dollars.......obviously it was not enough since my daughter lives with me again..............


Max49 says Beer Troubleshooting......hell I can help him with that.......Troubleshooting 101.....if you are out of beer......go get more. no more troubleshooting needed.

Needingmorenow.......asked if ladies enjoyed shaving their kittys.......but his was has comments have to wait to be approved.......so we have waited to comment.

Strega asks What would you do? If we woke up tomorrow and modern civilization was gone........hell I live in northern MN.....modern civilization hasn't got here yet.

Sawduster says Winter is officially here........have to agree with him......i woke up with a chest cold this morning........big chest.....big cold.......

WordsofWit...asks why? in his blog called Not Blogging. WoW says from his POV the blogs are now largely lame or boring to him...I am sure my week in review will follow in those same lines for him...I do like tradition!!

Summernite writes Life is Good. This is a blog about getting old in Arizona......at least when you get old in Arizona its warm.....I am cold and old....lol

DS writes a blog entitled...The Freakiest shit a man can handle......i thought that was when a wife tells her husband that her mother is coming to spend a month or two and was interested in them having a 3some.

RnJ has been visited by the Xmas Spirits.....now according to legend he will go back into his hole and not come out for another 6 weeks of winter.

RnJ also wrote another blog about Guys and Girls......where as he says if a girl bangs 10 guys a year.......shes a slut.......really 10 a year.......that's less than one a month......that's not a slut.....that's just a good year.

Lovetoeatpussy.....wants to know why it is that so many woman are turning Gay........Well i could have told you if you didn't have your blog set to await approval for comments.......I had an excellent answer too..........Now you will never know.

Sugarnspice says First Winter Watch of the season. WTF she is from Michigan......they have 9 months of winter and 3 months of hard sledding........and we have snow before she does........I am going to be writing to the weather fairy again.......this bullshit has to stop

Quicklearner wants some info on 3 sums over the age of 55. Ok I can help here........in 3somes over 55.....I find it highly dangerous........you should just pull over to the side of the road and put the car into park.

Max49 wrote about The Dead Frog....the boy pssst in its ear.....the last time I pssst'd in Max's ear he chased me around the blogs for an hour......I finally caught him!!

Summernite gave us a blog called Rhyme It......very cute.........I just wish I could rhyme things like that...Or like that wonderful beautiful poem that warms so many of our hearts....

She looked so fair
in the midnight air
when the wind blew up her nighty
Her tits hung low
like balls on a good
Jeasus christ almighty.

brought tears to my eyes again.

Shutterbug is Needing sexual Contact..........your preaching to the choir on that one.

Hog77297 wrote a blog called the Frog. There sure were a lot of frogs hopping thru the blogs this week.......was it OneHornyToad's birthday and I didn't know it?

Ewe_Wish

Dec 3 @ 11:24AM  
Sugarnspice saw a little critter with a bushy tail scurrying thru the blogs........Yup our friend The Skwirl is back......watch out for your nuts men..........and everyone else......hidem those kudos.....nuts or titties......she will chew on them both to find our kudos.

TheSkwirl came back to give us an update on her doings.....in MmmKay...Here we go......it was good to see her.....and we hope she comes around more often.....cause for me.....its not often a sheep and a skwirl are friends.....in some circles it could be considered weird.....but she finds my wool a good place to hide her nuts.....and the doctor thinks I am getting fat by eating too much......what dose they know.

Summernite gave us another blog called Busy Dog. A wonderful video about this very talented little dog......i wish I could train the granddaughter to do half of what this little dog does.

Kattoes Writes Congress...digress!! about setting congress on fire....and how much gas it would take......Something has got to change.......but I think Congress heard this joke.....and they are raising the price a gas so we can't afford to buy any to light a fire under their asses.

Sugarnspice wrote Happy Birthday to Ewe......to me?? to Ewe!! gosh its not everyday a sheep gets a blog written about them, hell its not everyday someone celebrates a sheeps birthday.......well unless you live in Montana or West Virginia. Thanks sugar.

RunAround wrote a blog about the Flying Blond....Good thing CasuallyLooking didn't see that one. You know she hates blond jokes......well the ones she understands that is.........shhhhh no one tell her i said that.....or this sheep will be going into Witness protection and you know for a sheep that means Montana.....and its cold enough here.

Summernite posted a Nice Horse Story. I can't even try to make a joke of this one....if you haven't seen it go look at it.....you talk about love.......that is the best example of pure love that i have ever seen.

Sominum..well he gave us For the Ladies in which he tricked us by giving us a link to our Knight in Shining Armour.....it was more like a link to one of the frogs that has been written about here this week......shame on you Som.......for that I shall cast a spell on you...may all the sex you have in the next week be bad.......of course bad sex is better than no sex at all.......

Shutterbug wrote one on Shaved or not shaved.....two blogs in one week both on pubic hair......Ok its nasty....we all know its nasty.......just treat it like parsley......just push it to one side while you are eating........duh.

TalkPro did a Repost: The Day Sexy Women died...... Well Wilma Flintstone and Betty Rubble may be gone but I believe there are a lot of sexy women still alive......hell right here in this blogland.........but I am a sheep and I know I am a sexy sheep.....where else will you find one with my sense of style in clothes?

Summernite posted one on Magic. That was a really cool video. Does anyone see how many blogs she posts.....THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU.....You enrich the blogland with the blogs you post and I for one am grateful........As for magic....i know how to put a whole group a people asleep in 5 minutes....it starts out with me saying I felt like blogging......

Catman tells us there are Weight Loss Products to make you lose up to 5 lbs a day......I want this....it should only take 40 days to get rid of my first husband.

Summernight wrote a very entertaining and educational blog about Our Marvelous Brain. Most days I am like the scarecrow from the wizard of Oz......I can wile away the hours conversing with the flowers if I only had a brain.........but no one has ever thought a sheep was that smart anyway...

DS....Sing Along WIth Dick....I don't want to sing with him........after all the campaigning I did for him in 2008 to be president and than he didn't even win......but i do like Kelly Clarkson music.

Soft_touch popped in and wrote a blog, and although it was rather a sad blog...very sad blog.....it was so good to see a blog from her. I hope everyone will keep Softies granddaughter who is so ill, and her grandson who was just deployed.....in their thoughts and prayers. They are surely needed.

And last but definitely not least......we have WordsofWit...who reposted a blog for the newbies. This blog is to help anyone and everyone to make blogland more enjoyable for everyone......so thanks Wow for reposting this.

Ewe_Wish

Dec 3 @ 11:25AM  
That's it.....no more.......I have actually commented on every damn blog but my own...and it didn't even take an hour. AN HOUR!!! I use to work on this damn review for two days.....of course I was a lot more funnier than too.....IF anyone would prefer I did not review their blogs in the future....you know in case i decide to do this again......please let me know.......I mean to offense to anyone.......ok i do.....but hell i have been offensive for years here and no one has called me on it I hope everyone has a wonderful weekend...be safe and have fun.........and as I use to end my blogs......here's a quote for you...

If ever there is tomorrow when we're not together.. there is something you must always remember. you are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. but the most important thing is, even if we're apart.. i'll always be with you. Winnie the pooh
somnium

Dec 3 @ 1:02PM  
Sominum..well he gave us For the Ladies in which he tricked us by giving us a link to our Knight in Shining Armour..

Sigh.... I know, I know- it was a dirty rotten, deplorable, low-down, stinking, despicable, underhanded, mealymouthed, cow pied way of presenting the best frown ever nominated for the: Hall of Fame of Frowns- BUTT... I had fun doing it!! Thanks for the mention!

Nice to see your 'AMD WEEK IN REVIEW' again! Job well done!


Linda318

Dec 3 @ 3:05PM  
I enjoyed reading this. Good job. A kudo for you!
Wordsofwit

Dec 3 @ 3:06PM  
I thought I would post a weak in Repew......I mean a Week in Review.........Yup YUP I know Brucie......You find this boring.....but you lubs me so you will forgive me

Nothing to forgive, others like it. Tradition is a good thing
summernite

Dec 3 @ 3:15PM  
What a great Saturday morning read ... thank you dear...

my favorite line was

Shutterbug wrote one on Shaved or not shaved.....two blogs in one week both on pubic hair......Ok its nasty....we all know its nasty.......just treat it like parsley......just push it to one side while you are eating........duh.




sugarnspice005

Dec 3 @ 5:38PM  
HAH!!! I knew if I held off long enough you would take over!

Thank you thank you thank you! I missed your Reviews! Ya know though...I didn't realize I had blogged that much.

Leaving a kudo on the table for you.


onehornytoad69

Dec 3 @ 7:48PM  
.....or Horny is horny and wants an orgy..

Hell,... I have a "Hard" enough time getting just one Person!!(A Lady..of course! lol)
I met a lady from that fishy place..that would enjoy this place..., No we are not friggin.... No chem... and Plz delete my Post..if she comes here!! lol)
She is Single...and Lonely..like some/most of us here..are/were! I thought she would be a good addition!!!!
Ewe_Wish

Dec 4 @ 12:25AM  
I am glad you guys enjoyed this...........although when I left I am almost positive I left this in someone elses care...........not mentioning any names........SUGAR!!! lol

Lisa46

Dec 4 @ 7:04AM  
What a surprise to see this morning!!! Great job Ewe did
sugarnspice005

Dec 4 @ 5:36PM  
although when I left I am almost positive I left this in someone elses care...........not mentioning any names........SUGAR!!! lol




flavorbuster

Dec 4 @ 7:49PM  
Flavorbuster's blog BULLSHIT explains exactly my sentiment on too few blogs to comment on
Well seeing please doo-doo on my dick blogs still makes me think bullshit!!!!
DickSlippery

Dec 5 @ 12:10AM  
OMG!!! Was I really mentioned in this weeks AMD WEEK IN REVIEW!!!! I just cant believe it! What did I ever do to earn such a rare and prestigious honor? Oh yeah...I posted a blog. Interestingly enough, it turns out that thats pretty much all you have to do to get into the week in review. Just post a blog and then sit back and watch the magic happen. Who wouldve thunk it?

I do have a couple of comments, however, which I felt needed to be addressed while I am still both conscious and coherent, so with that...



The Freakiest shit a man can handle......i thought that was when a wife tells her husband that her mother is coming to spend a month or two and was interested in them having a 3some.

WOW - I fucking stand corrected. Just when I think I am the most completely disturbed individual on this fucking website, someone comes along and totally upsets my moral center of gravity by saying some shit like this right here. All I can say about this? What are the chances of you introducing me to your mom?

I only know this from rumor as he never asked for nakkid pictures of me...........said that wool just didn't turn him on.

OK - now its YOU that stands corrected! If I havent asked you for naked pics already (and I am pretty sure I did and you just blew me off, btw...), then trust and believe I am asking you for them now! You see, my darling, EWE are exactly the type of woman I want sending me naked pictures (alive... heterosexual... exhibitionist... nutcase...) of herself (or her cousin or her roommate or her neighbor or her girlfriend or her MOM even just some random bitch she happened run into and get naked with...Im pretty much open to suggestions when it comes to this shit). And as for the rest of what you had to say, I have a simple, one word response. BULLSHIT! Everything about you turns me on... wool and all! Im sexually attracted to your mind (I stole that line. I might have felt bad about it if it wasnt just so goddamn good!), woman! I dont give a fuck what you look like (although big asses and huge titties do tend to put me into a really good mood for some reason... but then, so do small butts and flat chests, so go fig!) one way or the other. I dont just want to see you naked. I can get that anywhere at anytime from just about anyone. What I want is for you to WANT me to see you naked. I want to share something intimate and unique and erotic and very very VERY personal. Whenever I get lucky enough to convince some sexy sweetheart share herself with me, my goal pretty much remains unchanged. It is never pornography that I am after. What I want is to have long-distance foreplay.

Thank you again for the mention. I look forward to being mentioned again next week (which means I need to write a fucking blog, huh?). Love ya as always! You're still one of my favorites... even if you wont show me your tits!


DS
RevDocLove

Dec 5 @ 8:55AM  
Great review as always

I don't come around or comment much anymore..
theSkwirl

Dec 6 @ 1:24PM  
*smacks forehead* That's where Ieft my NUTZ! Well, it's no wonder, wool is so warm!

Brilliant job! Your WIR is always entertaining!
StraddleMyNose

Dec 6 @ 10:58PM  
Very good job as usual.

Kudo!
RevDocLove

Dec 8 @ 9:07AM  
Your WIR is always entertaining!
Hmmmmm

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