A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway.
Nothing is moving.
Suddenly, a man knocks on the window. 
The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped Congress, and are asking for a $10 million
dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline
and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a
collection." 
"How much is everyone giving, on average?" the driver asks .
The man replies, "About a gallon! 
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