AddThis Social Bookmark Button
Free Dating

congress... digress!!

posted 11/30/2011 3:48:13 PM |
0 kudosgive kudos what's this?
    report abuse
  kattoes

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway.
Nothing is moving.


Suddenly, a man knocks on the window.
The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped Congress, and are asking for a $10 million
dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline
and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a
collection."

"How much is everyone giving, on average?" the driver asks .

The man replies, "About a gallon!

Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

   read more blogs!

Blogs by kattoes:
congress... digress!!
Brain Death
Older Women! What do you think??
Is It ETHOL Toxicity that is totally to blame??? Nature or Nurture??
Weather.... or not
Who ME??? Really??
Clowns?
would you wait?
Bye
Meeting in Real Life


Comments:

post a comment!

somnium

Nov 30 @ 3:55PM  


Well... it's all I have left but, it's for a worthy cause!


bebee

Nov 30 @ 3:59PM  
I hear that !!
sugarnspice005

Nov 30 @ 6:06PM  
A gallon?

Hell, I'll donate a couple of gallons!
Stubbsy

Dec 1 @ 12:55AM  
Looking at the blog title, I was hoping for a little sexual congress. Woe is me.
onehornytoad69

Dec 1 @ 2:58AM  
Cute!!!!

free dating | mission statement | testimonials | safety warning | report abuse | safe list | privacy | legal | 2257 | advertise | link to us

© Copyright 2000-2014 Online Singles, LLC.
OS-WEB02
congress... digress!!