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posted 11/30/2011 2:12:59 AM |
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  hog77297

A little boy wa lked down the sidewalk dragging a flat frog on a string. He came to a whore house and knocked on the door. Once in, he said, "I hear all the men talking about having to get shots after Amber. THAT'S the girl I want."
Ten minutes later he came back dragging the frog, and headed out the door. The Madam asked, "Why did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease"
He said, "tonight when I get home, my parents are going out for dinner, leaving me at home with a baby-sitter who will have sex with me.
Dad will take the baby-sitter home and jump the baby-sitter's bones, and catch the disease. Dad and Mom will have sex, and Mom will catch it.
In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will stop for a quickie with Mom and catch the disease, and HE'S the son-of-a-bitch who ran over my FROG!"

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summernite

Nov 30 @ 2:35AM  
kinda late to keep track of that one ...but I did it.. it was cute..
RevDocLove

Nov 30 @ 9:59AM  
Da' doity bastid
RunAround

Nov 30 @ 10:03AM  
Now that was funny
sugarnspice005

Nov 30 @ 10:04AM  
Teach that milkman to run over a defenseless frog!

Ewe_Wish

Nov 30 @ 10:21AM  
That's an oldie.........but a goodie...........great for a laugh.
shyguy140

Dec 1 @ 7:51PM  
Good one. The milkman is in for a surprise

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