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"The Dead Frog"

posted 11/29/2011 4:01:49 PM |
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One of the teachers had a kindergartner come up
to her and say that he Had found a frog.

The teacher asked if the frog was alive or dead.

The student said it was dead.

The teacher asked how he knew.

The boy said, "I pissed in its ear."

The teacher said, "You what?"

He said, "You know, I went to his ear and said, 'PSST!'
and it didn't move. So it must be dead."

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sugarnspice005

Nov 29 @ 4:27PM  


That was cute.
Ewe_Wish

Nov 29 @ 5:24PM  
That was funny..........i even had to tell my daughter that one. LOL
summernite

Nov 29 @ 5:28PM  
very cute .. I liked it
theSkwirl

Nov 29 @ 8:31PM  
I like the dying frog position.... you up Maxi?
max49

Nov 29 @ 9:10PM  
SAMMIE!!! It's good to see you. How ya been kid?
somnium

Nov 29 @ 9:25PM  
Well... it's a good thing it wasn't a Goliath frog (almost as big as a fawn) from Africa he was whispering into- that frog would have hopped up and down on the kid until his 3D body, was turned into a 2D!


somnium

Nov 29 @ 9:27PM  
Hey Sam- good to see ya again!


onehornytoad69

Nov 30 @ 12:40AM  
Cute!
I thought you were talking bout me there for a sec....
casuallylooking

Dec 1 @ 6:11PM  
cute Max...

OHT, you were just hoping we would all whisper in your ear... and you are a horny toad, not a dead frog.Thank goodness...
shyguy140

Dec 1 @ 7:58PM  
Funny

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