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I hope that when the Mayans were coming up with their doomsday calendar they weren't talking about some planet-ending catastrophy like an asteroid or some god-awful shit like that. Because Im not really all that adverse to the idea of doomsday, I just dont want the shit over and done with in the blink of an eye. No...that just wont do. Because I for one am looking forward to post-apocalyptic America.

I yearn for the days of fighting your neighbor to the death over a few drops of gasoline, when a good dinner means you managed to scrounge up a few cans of Spam while you were out scavaging and survival itself means avoiding the rape gangs as well as the individual crazies one is bound to come across from time to time.

Money will have no meaning. People will trade in barter and flesh. What remains of society, a tattered bunch of disease infested refugees, will reduce itdself to its lowest common denominator. Civilization will crumble and soon the powerful among us will begin to exploit the weak. Before long the exploited shall become the enslaved. We haven't seen anything like it in thousands of years!

I think its fucking great. I cant wait. Im gonna steal myself a '74 Plymouth Duster, pick up a .50 cal and hopefully find myself a somewhat normal chick who doesnt have too many burns or whatever. Maybe someone who saw her family die (hey - daddy issues A+++) when whatever it was that happened happened. Yeah...that might be good. Where's your ATM fee now, motherfuckers?

Yeah...thats what I thought.

Keeping U posted.

DS

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RevDocLove

Nov 28 @ 9:18AM  
Shades of Mad Max II
sugarnspice005

Nov 28 @ 10:49AM  
Shades of Mad Max II

I was thinking of Mad Max too.
Strega

Nov 28 @ 4:41PM  
As long as the water and animals are around and not full of some crap that will kill me I'm cool. Anything else is nice to have but not a necessity to live.

I wonder how most would fare though if modern civilization was suddenly gone.

One little thing about the Mayan calendar though. It does not end in 2012. It just starts over again so it is all much ado about nothing.
40DWM

Nov 28 @ 5:50PM  
I've never understood the mentality of those that carry signs saying, "The End is Near".
Is fear mongering fun? I think the Mayans were generous. My insurance agent, only sends me calenders that are good for a year. I can't imagine the difficulty of carving all those symbols into a round rock, just so others can see what day, year, month, and when the holidays should be. White Out, would NOT work.
Had the early Spanish not wiped out their leaders, I'm sure the Mayans would have made more. Just think how far along we'd be, if they had printing presses and paper.
DickSlippery

Nov 28 @ 7:53PM  
I really do think it is far more likely that they just ran out of space on the rock. Either that or the rest of it is hanging in some guys garage in Pampalona. Or, even more likely, sitting somewhere on the floor of the Atlantic Ocean, scattered amongst a huge pile of gold that hasn't seen the surface in 500 years. But where's the fun in that?

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