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Born to be Wild

posted 11/27/2011 3:19:55 AM |

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DickSlippery

Get your motor runnin'
Head out on the highway
Looking for adventure
In whatever comes our way

My son-in-law is so pussy whipped its fucking hilarious. I mean I like getting laid as much as the next guy, but this kid must think he’s never going to get anywhere near another woman ever again. The fucking guy will do anything she asks. Its kinda sad...or sweet, depending on if you look at it from her point of view or not.

Yeah, darlin'
Gonna make it happen
Take the world in a love embrace
Fire all of your guns at once
And explode into space

Im not sure what I set out to do when I started writing this. Why does it always seem to me that writing should have two Ts in it? If it weren’t for spellcheck I would look like a fucking idiot every time I told people I was a writter.

I like smoke and lightnin'
Heavy metal thunder
Racing in the wind
And the feeling that I'm under

Q: DS why have you started blogging here again?
A: I never really left. I’ve been posting my blogs in invisible ink.
Q: So there’s no truth to the rumor that you have returned because you are a shameless whore who craves the attention once bestowed upon the legendary DickSlippery?
A: Like I even give a care! Whatever!
Q: And there is no truth to reports that your inbox is no longer overflowing with naked pictures from around the country sent by random DickSlippery fans and the lack of said e-mails is in no way connected to your self-image?
A: What a minute! Where are you getting these questions? How the fuck do you know whats in my email?
Q: Answer the question sir! Your fans want to know!
A: This is fucking weird! Im outta here!

Yeah, darlin'
Gonna make it happen
Take the world in a love embrace
Fire all of your guns at once
And explode into space

The truth is (assuming we are dealing in truth...Its hard to tell with this guy) that a little birdy told me the site sucked without my particular repartee’ and that was just about all the stroking it took to get me back over here! WOW - thats all it fucking took? You gotta be shitting me - now don’t you wish you would have thought of it? I’ll bet you do...

Like a true nature child
We were born
Born to be wild
We can climbed so high
I never wanna die
Born to be wild
Born to be wild

The thing is this...if Im gonna start blogging here again I want to do it differently this time. No more bullshit fluff pieces designed specifically to garner comments. Fuck it, no more worrying about comments at all. Im just going to say whatever I have to say and then fuck it. If you read it...you read it. If you don’t then fuck you you don’t. I don’t give a shit either way.

Get your motor runnin'
Head out on the highway
Looking for adventure
In whatever comes our way

Who the fuck are you lying to? Them or yourself? Next you’ll be trying to sell that you don’t want naked pics sent to your email anymore. Yeah right...whatever. If you cant even be honest then whats the fucking point? Why should any of these people ever read anything you have to say if you cant even be honest about why you came back? If you cant be honest about that then why should they believe you can be honest about anything? Who is the real DickSlippery anyway, or are you just the character that you play so well?

Yeah, darlin'
Gonna make it happen
Take the world in a love embrace
Fire all of your guns at once
And explode into space

I am whatever they want me to be.

Like a true nature child
We were born
Born to be wild
We can climbed so high
I never wanna die
Born to be wild
Born to be wild

And what if they want you to be yourself?

Keeping U posted,

DS

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