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posted 11/22/2011 7:18:13 PM |
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  max49

An elderly couple are vacationing in the West. Sam
always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots.
Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears
them home, walking proudly. He walks into their
room and says to his wife, "Notice anything different,
Bessie?"

Bessie looks him over, "Nope."

Sam says excitedly "Come on Bessie, take a good look.
Notice anything different about me?"

Bessie looks again, "Nope."

Frustrated, Sam storms off into the bathroom,
undresses, and walks back into the room completely
naked except for his boots. Again he asks, a little
louder this time, "Notice anything different?"

Bessie looks up and says, "Sam, what's different? Your cock
is hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday,
it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."

Furious, Sam yells, "And do you know why it is hanging
down, Bessie? It's hanging down because its looking at
my new boots!!!"

Bessie replies, "Should'a bought a hat, Sam."

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pinklipstick2

Nov 22 @ 8:13PM  
Yeah Sam should have brought a hat. Bessie might have become excited over that
summernite

Nov 22 @ 8:18PM  
.. I like Bessie...
max49

Nov 22 @ 8:33PM  
Id Sam would have bought a hat and his cock was looking at it then the damn thing would have probably went off and put his or Bessie's eye out but she may have gotten excited over it. I just think it's better he went with boots LOL.
somnium

Nov 22 @ 10:14PM  
I'd say the fire in their sex life burned out a while ago!!


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