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posted 11/22/2011 1:26:05 AM |
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  onehornytoad69

Most of you know that I have moved from BFE to the City!
If not...check out my other blogs! lol

Well...Changes just keep on... Keeping on!!!!! WTF?
This Change will Cost me!!!
I live in a Studio Apt. with a 6 month lease...! Its a Nice Place...I can't complain..at least I can go Outdoors..and I have a Pond to fish!! I'll be posting Pic's of that soon!

Funds have been tight..since I have to make a house pmt. also...
...but the Pay is good..and I worked 7 days last week!!
The Biggest change I have had to make was.................Taking a Crap!!!!
The toilet I have here isn't that Old.... maybe 10 years old...but the Seat..is THIN!!!
Meaning.... I wash my Balls and Dick(depending on my Mood.. ) when I take a Crap!!! WTF?
This is my Number one thinking Place!!!!
I make my gro. list there...I Plan my day there.......butt... Not now!!! I am too worried about dunking my balls in a tub of Shit!! WTH?
There nothing like wiping your butt and dunking your fingers in a bowl full of lil turds!!!
Some of you may remember that I have IBS....
This change SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm gonna go find the THICKEST Seat ever made for a Toilet ...come Pay Day!!!
Fuck..if I have too..I'll get "High Jackers"(air shocks for a car!)
or 2X4's....4X4's if that's what it takes!!!
I have adjusted the water level to the lowest point, toilets are made with set levels..so really my adjustments were in vain!!! Hey I've gotta do something to fix this....right?
My Thinkin Station will be in Order Soon!!! I Cant Wait!!!

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summernite

Nov 22 @ 1:36AM  
you have a serious problem .. you need to go shopping or

make a request to your landlord that you want a big ass toliet

sooner rather than later... commerical ones are great .. but you don't want to flush while your still sitting... it'll suck you right down...you won't have to worry about having IBS .. your ass will be gone.......... history
onehornytoad69

Nov 22 @ 1:37AM  
Cute!!
beth12

Nov 22 @ 2:31AM  
you won't have to worry about having IBS .. your ass will be gone.......... history


Now that's a fact......lol
Stubbsy

Nov 22 @ 4:28AM  
I have adjusted the water level to the lowest point, toilets are made with set levels..so really my adjustments were in vain!!!

You can put a brick or two in the tank to lessen the amount of water you use per flush (and consequently the level of water in the bowl after a flush.) I don't know how you would adjust the level otherwise, so maybe that's what you did. Alternately, don't drop the drawers around your ankles; keep 'em up far enough they can keep the goods from dangling.

Am I really making a post about this?
LoveTester

Nov 22 @ 5:58AM  

I know just how you feel.

I had a gal tell me all she wanted was 9"s. So i told her i wasn't cutting 3"s off for nobody.
sugarnspice005

Nov 22 @ 8:57AM  
Damn that's a crappy predicament to be in.




RevDocLove

Nov 22 @ 9:02AM  
Simple solution my friend..Go to a drugstore or medical supply store and get an elevated seat for 20- 30 bucks..Solved my problem

I now have 4 more inches...Of height I mean
girlcountry

Nov 22 @ 9:51AM  
@ Doc!
soft_touch938

Nov 22 @ 9:57AM  
Doc beat me to the punch....elevated toilet seat. You can take a crap and dangle your feet like a little kid all at the same time...
hog77297

Nov 22 @ 11:42AM  
Damn=it how come I never have this kind of problems!
somnium

Nov 22 @ 6:45PM  
Gee... I'm sooo glad I sat down to read your blog right after eating dinner! And just for that... I'm going to recommend that you have a sex change operation to solve your problem!!


onehornytoad69

Nov 28 @ 11:58AM  
Well... I fixed the Problem!!!
All it took was a Reg. seat... five bucks at Wally World!! lol...the one they had on my toilet was a Low-rider!!!!!!!!!
Thanks for the Suggestions!!!

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