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posted 11/21/2011 9:49:53 AM |
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A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat
themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The
lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at
first, but they get her attention when she hears one of
the men say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, they come
together. I come again. Two asses, they come together
again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-
a-more."

"You foul-mouthed pig" retorted the lady indignantly.
In this country, we don't talk about our sex lives in
public."

"Hey, coola down lady," the Italian man said. "Imma
just tellun my friend howa to spella Mississippi."

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somnium

Nov 21 @ 10:48AM  
Bigamist - an Italian's opinion of London. ... !


sugarnspice005

Nov 21 @ 11:02AM  
Good one again Max.
summernite

Nov 21 @ 12:38PM  
I liked that..
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Nov 21 @ 1:43PM  


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Nov 22 @ 12:03AM  
Cute!!

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