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posted 11/18/2011 8:35:01 AM |
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"Come Here"

One guy is at a bar and while sipping his drink,
he spots this gorgeous brunette sitting at one
of the tables with her friends. She catches him
staring at her and they eye each other from afar
for a while.

Then he decides to go for it and motions to her
with his finger (you know, that "come here"
motion made by the index finger).

So she walks over to where he's standing. He
leans over and in a low voice whispers in her
ear, "If I could make you 'come' with one finger,
imagine what I could do with a whole hand."


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Nov 18 @ 8:45AM  
Come here Max

Nov 18 @ 8:50AM  
Here I am.

Nov 18 @ 8:59AM  
Two of my most successful lines
Used them for years

Nov 18 @ 9:08AM  
And they still work

Nov 18 @ 11:12AM  
I'd like to try that but, I bleed easily when slapped in the face!!


Nov 18 @ 11:28AM  
So.....what can you do with a whole hand?

I'd like to try that but, I bleed easily when slapped in the face!!

Well Som.....use the right finger, the one used for pointing, not the one for the "f you" wave.

Nov 18 @ 3:56PM  
Well Som.....use the right finger

Hmmm... Did you mean the 'right finger', as in the proper finger OR, did you mean the 'right finger' on my right hand??? I'm left handed myself- Ohhh... I'm so mixed up now Sugar, you'll have to show me what you mean!!


Nov 18 @ 8:39PM  
Good ones, Max!

Nov 19 @ 1:21AM  
cute !

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