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posted 11/16/2011 10:15:50 PM |
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One day a rich, pampered woman decides that she needs a new pair of shoes. Setting
her martini glass on the bar, she rushes out to her Porsche, hops in and drives off,
not realizing that she'd forgotten to put on a pair of panties.

Meanwhile the lowly shoe salesman is puttering around the store, waiting for customers.
In strolls our pampered aristocrat, who plops down in a chair and demands, "Show me
something in a black, strappy sandal!" Obediently, our salesman begins to remove
his customer's shoe to size her, and can't help but notice that she is riding bareback.
"Ma'am, that's just beautiful!" says our salesman. "That's the sweetest thing I've
ever seen. I could eat that pussy full of ice cream!"

"Well, I never! How DARE you! I'm going STRAIGHT HOME and telling my husband!"
says our heroine, and off she trots.

Arriving home, our socialite wife immediately tracks down her wealthy husband
and reports to him the day's events, but her hubby responds:

"I have no intention of confronting that salesman, and I'll give you three reasons.
One: I should take away your credit card and cut it up in your face where you
stand. You have DOZENS of pairs of shoes, and you can easily do without another;
Two: I should turn you over my knee for leaving the house half drunk and half
dressed. I'd probably say the same thing to you as the poor salesman did!
And three: Anybody who can eat that much ice cream, I want NO PART of!!"

Moral: Sometimes there are perqus to menial labor, and sometimes someone ELSE
is seeing more of your wife's pussy than YOU are!

Any trolls out there wanna sell some shoes?!??

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Nov 17 @ 7:11AM  

Nov 17 @ 9:36AM  
That was good!!

Nov 17 @ 9:57AM  
The whole shoe thing...yeah.....
But the pic, with Al Bundy saying it.....HE would NEVER say that to Peg.

Nov 17 @ 10:00AM  
He might say it to the right customer, though...

Nov 17 @ 10:06AM  
The whole shoe thing...yeah.....
But the pic, with Al Bundy saying it.....HE would NEVER say that to Peg.

He might say it to the right customer, though...


Nov 17 @ 5:49PM  
What's a perqus?

Nov 17 @ 8:09PM  
What's a perqus?
Ah, yes. One of the unwashed.
"Perq, or perqu, is short for "perquisite" (most often spelled "perk," but in my book
that's been corrupted). It's something besides salary that is a benefit of working at a
particular position, like 20% off on shoes, for example.

Thanks for your query, Carson. Sure hope Oakland treats you better than Cincy,
and you learn which color jersey is your team...!!

Nov 17 @ 11:18PM  
Palmer played a good game for the Raiders last week..
Looks like the're coming back
My Niners are kickin' dupa too

Nov 18 @ 2:17PM  
Iwanted to sell womans shoes for the same reason

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