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posted 11/15/2011 4:16:32 PM |
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  max49

Last time the circus came to town, an ad for an animal
trainer was placed in the local paper.

Only two applicants showed up: a male and a female.

The owner said he could only afford one animal trainer, so
he would choose the one with the best act.

At first glance it appeared that the female was much better
prepared, since she came to the interview in a very long
flowing cape, with a whip & chair. She looked more like a
model than a trainer.

The man's only distinguishing feature was a soggy cigar
stuffed between his cracked and leathery lips.

The owner asked who would like to go first, and the man
said, "Ladies before Gentleman."

So the lady asked for her special music to be played, and
once the music started she entered the cage with a flurry
of whip snapping. She motioned the attendant to release
the tiger.

The tiger leaped into the cage snarling. The young lady
threw aside her whip, tossed back her cape and sat on
the chair as naked as the day she was born.

The tiger then circled her, sniffing the air, then suddenly
leaped toward her, put its face between her legs and
started licking. She threw back her head moaning, holding
the tiger by the ears with her thighs. She rode on the
tiger's face all around the cage.

Then the owner looked at the man and said, "That's quite
an act. Think you can do better than that?"

The man spit out his cigar, licked his lips and said, "No
problem, just get that pesky tiger out of the way!"

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sugarnspice005

Nov 15 @ 9:19PM  
Dunno...I think that tiger might not be ready to move out of the way yet.
pinklipstick2

Nov 15 @ 11:39PM  
Now thats how you tame a wild beast
onehornytoad69

Nov 16 @ 1:14AM  
Good one!!!
max49

Nov 16 @ 9:36AM  
Well I don't know that I'm a wild beast but I do like having my face rode that way. Anyone want to take a test ride LOL?
pinklipstick2

Nov 16 @ 4:58PM  
just anyone?

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