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The Saga Of Buba And Old Butch

posted 11/1/2011 7:02:51 PM |
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Buba was in the fertilized egg business.

He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.

He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.

This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached them to his roosters.

Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing.

Now, he could just sit on the porch with a jug and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells.

Buba's favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen, but one morning he noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all!

When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.

To Buba's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring.

He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.

Buba was plumb impressed & was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the Big Stone Gap County Fair and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.

The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the "No Bell Piece Prize," but they also awarded him the "Pulletsurprise" as well.

Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making. Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the unsuspecting populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.

Vote carefully next year, the bells are not always audible.


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40DWM

Nov 1 @ 11:23PM  
Oh....if this is a joke 'bout Obamanation....some of these peeps are gonna get pissey......
shyguy140

Nov 3 @ 9:39AM  
Very good
StraddleMyNose

Nov 5 @ 4:56PM  

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