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LITTLE GIRL ON AN AIRPLANE

posted 10/27/2011 12:00:02 PM |
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A congressman was seated next to a little girl on an airplane so he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. "

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the congressman. "How about global warming, universal health care, or stimulus packages?" he said as he smiled smugly..

"OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"

The legislator, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss global warming, universal health care, or the economy, when you don't know shit?"

And then she went back to reading her book.

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pinklipstick2

Oct 27 @ 7:02PM  
Smart little girl.
LoveTester

Oct 27 @ 10:06PM  


everyonesvalentine

Oct 27 @ 10:12PM  
YOU GET AN A+++++++++++++++++ ON THAT. CITY MICE AND COUNTRY MICE...VICE OF MI8CE. MY DAD LIKED THE SHOW ABOUT THE VETERINARIANS BETTER...REMEMBER THE VETERNARIAN WHO RECENLTY RELASED THOUSANDS OF ANIMALS AND THEN 'ALLEGEDLY'
COMMITTED SUICIDE...A MEDIA MOGULS INSANE IDEA FOR A 'SHOW'..BUT ITS SHOWTIME SEE..THEY NEED STORIES TO WATCH FOR REAL NOT READ...I HAVE TO CONCOCT MURDER MYSTERIES AS A CONTRIBUTING
AMD MEMBER..WHO WILL BE MURDERED TONIGHT? ME, YOU OR EVERYONE IN THE UNIVERSES..THE WHOLE THING JUST KABLUEY..YOU WERE FANTASTIC..SUCH BIRD SHIT..BIRDS FLYING ABOVE TO LOVE
TO DROP THEIR SHIT RIGHT ON OUR HEADS..A REAL BIRD TURD..HORNITHOLOGI9STS..
KnightsSearch

Feb 19 @ 6:17PM  
The Girl Knows Her SHIT LOL
GreenEyedLady929

Apr 19 @ 7:01PM  
OMG!! I totally laughed out loud at this one!!! I can see my one grandaughter in the role as the little girl!!! LMAO

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