The scene opens with a man and his wife sitting at the kitchen table doing their bills. Finally the man throws his hands up in the air in disgust.
MAN: I just don’t see how we can afford it!
WOMAN: Maybe if we take out a second mortgage on the house?
MAN: I don’t know…
VO: Is the high cost of college tuition getting U down? (The man and woman both turn and nod in acknowledgement) Are U beginning 2 wonder just how U’re going 2 make it? Well then, U need 2 do what thousands B4 U in Ur same predicament have done!
Woman: What’s that?
Man: Yeah…we’ll try anything!
VO: Get Ur child Hooked on Narcotics, then sit back and watch as Ur child’s GPA falls through the floor!
WOMAN: (skeptical) I don’t know. Aren’t narcotics supposed 2 be dangerous?
VO: Only if U buy them off the street. Here at Hooked on Narcotics we use only the finest, pharmaceutical grade drugs available in our programs. But don’t take my word 4 it! Listen 2 some of our happy customers!
Cut 2 scene of woman #two sitting on the couch smoking.
WOMAN #TWO: My daughter Lindsay has always been a straight A student, so I wuzn’t very surprised when she wuz accepted 2 Sarah Lawrence. I had no way of paying 4 that kind of tuition, so when my neighbor suggested I try getting her Hooked on Narcotics I thought, “What the heck? Let’s give it a try!” Well it’s been six weeks since we started her on the program, and now she’s talking about taking time off 2 find herself after high school, instead of going straight 2 college like she planned. Thanks Hooked on Narcotics!
Cut 2 scene of Man #two unloading the back of a truck.
MAN #TWO: My wife passed away when Robbie wuz only ten, so I’ve been the only breadwinner in the house since then. There’s just no way I could put anything away on my salary 4 school…not and keep up my drinking! So when my buddy told me about Hooked on Narcotics I jumped at the chance. I just followed the easy 2 use instructions on the back of the package 2 get Robbie started on pot, then let nature takes it course! Ten months later not only had he 4gotten about going 2 college…he’d dropped out of school all 2gether! Thanks Hooked on Narcotics!
Cut 2 scene of Man #3 and Woman #3 sitting on couch 2gether.
MAN #3: Our Janice always had the desire 2 be something when she grew up, so it wuz no surprise when she told us she wuz applying 2 Cal 2 study marine biology.
WOMAN #3: She wanted 2 save the humpbacks. Unfortunately, due 2 his excessive gambling, we just couldn’t afford it.
MAN #3: A friend told us about Hooked on Narcotics and we decided 2 try it. It’s been three months, and now, instead of going 2 school, Janice is turning tricks 2 support her habit!
WOMAN #3: On busy weekends she even turns a profit! Thanks Hooked on Narcotics!
Cut back 2 Man #1 and Woman #1 sitting at kitchen table
VO: And with a choice between our regular, gateway program that’s starts Ur child out on marijuana and our new accelerated crack cocaine course U are bound 2 find the program that’s right 4 U…and Ur wallet!
WOMAN: (Taking package from off-camera) Well, ok…I guess we’ll see 4 ourselves just how good it really is!
MAN: (calling 2 someone upstairs) Gina? Come down here, honey! I have something I want U 2 try!
BOTH: (simultaneously, as they turn 2wards the camera and give thumbs up) Thanks Hooked on Narcotics!
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