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POSTED October 20, 2011
Cat to Receive Presidential Medal of Freedom

ZANESVILLE (The Borowitz Report) – A grim chapter in the history of Libya came to a close today when fugitive dictator Muammar Gaddafi was mauled to death by an escaped tiger in Zanesville, Ohio.

At the Central Intelligence Agency, a spokesman stopped short of speculating how the Libyan strongman somehow made his way to the remote Ohio town, saying only, “We didn’t plan on Gaddafi being taken out this way, but a win’s a win.”

The tiger, a longtime Zanesville resident, is being flown to the White House where she will receive the Presidential Medal of Freedom.

In a brief statement, President Barack Obama said, “Under my watch, we’ve killed both Osama bin Laden and Muammar Gaddafi. That really should be enough to reelect me, especially if I’m running against a pizza man.”

Meanwhile, on the campaign trail, Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minn) offered this comment on Gaddafi’s death: “Muammar Gaddafi will no longer live to terrorize Asia.”

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Oct 20 @ 11:10AM  
Newsflash: Man eating tiger meets Obama.......starves to death.

Oct 20 @ 1:23PM  
Newsflash: Man eating tiger meets Obama.......starves to death.

That was funny.

So, the tiger killed Gaddafi? Ya mean that kook was hiding here in Ohio? And no one knew it? Smart kitty.

Oct 20 @ 4:02PM  
I hope that, that tiger didn't eat him. There is nothing worse than a tiger with bad breath.
A musical tribute.


Oct 20 @ 5:37PM  

Oct 20 @ 7:30PM  
Good one!

Oct 20 @ 8:46PM  
Gaddafi Killed; Mauled by Tiger in Ohio

Looks like the title to a Whapper blog!
Just sayin'...

Oct 20 @ 9:24PM  
Looks like the title to a Whapper blog!

That was a really low blow. You should say "Xquse me" to the Rev! No one deserves to be compared to Whapper.

Whapper may mix up names from the media, but his monkey-typed concoctions are way more psychotic.

And now I should probably apologize to monkeys and other simians that are insulted by my comparison...

Oct 20 @ 10:02PM  
Should I have, in any way, insulted the good Rev Doc by comparing his superior
blog to one authored by the blog-happy Whapmeister, I respectfully offer my HUMBLEST
of apologies, and beg his forgiveness!


It is to the Rev Doc's credit that he is intelligent enough, and SANE enough, to recognize
good satire when he reads it. In this spirit, and this spirit alone, was my humble reply

Ms. Shocks' reply, also recognized as tongue-in-cheek, is also taken in the spirit with
which it was delivered, and duly acknowledged. Her recognition and delineation between
good satire and pure psychotic keyboard pounding is recognized and noted, while
her accidental (I'm sure!) oversight concerning this author's satirical bent on the
topic(s) at hand will be overlooked (for the time being....)

Oct 20 @ 10:43PM  
Damn xquseme.. You mean you dissed me and I didn't know it

Oct 20 @ 10:54PM  
Damn xquseme.. You mean you dissed me and I didn't know it
Yeah....How 'bout that?!?

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