AddThis Social Bookmark Button
Free Dating

FARMER LOGIC

posted 9/27/2011 11:13:58 PM |
2 kudosgive kudos what's this?
    report abuse
tagged: joke
  shyguy140

You know there are so many TV channels, each starved of new programs. In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease arranged for an interview with a farmer who may have some theories on the matter. The interview was as follows:

The lady reporter: “I am here to collect information on the possible sources of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?”

The farmer stared at the reporter and said "Do you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?

Reporter: (obviously embarrassed): "Well, sir, that's a new piece of information but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?

Farmer: “And, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day?”

Reporter: “Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point?”

Farmer: “I am getting to the point, madam! Just imagine, if I was playing with your tits twice a day and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you get mad?”

THE TV INTERVIEW WAS NEVER AIRED.

Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

   read more blogs!

Blogs by shyguy140:
Shoe Sales Man
LITTLE GIRL ON AN AIRPLANE
GOOD OLD BOYS
DOCTOR TALK
BUS TOUR
FARMER LOGIC
WHO IS IN CHARGE/
A VISIT TO THE RABBI
SENIOR MOMENT AT CHURCH
A VISIT TO THE DR.


Comments:

post a comment!

hog77297

Sep 27 @ 11:30PM  
Sounds reasonable to me!
LilGriz

Sep 28 @ 7:10AM  
And a lot of people call farmers dumb .. makes perfect sense
max49

Sep 28 @ 11:50AM  
LMAO . Kudo for that one.
sugarnspice005

Sep 28 @ 11:55AM  
Hey now....ya know, that could be true.

40DWM

Sep 28 @ 5:49PM  
Ya know why they call it, "Mad Cow" disease?

PMS was already taken.

free dating | mission statement | testimonials | safety warning | report abuse | safe list | privacy | legal | 2257 | advertise | link to us

© Copyright 2000-2014 Online Singles, LLC.
OS-WEB02
FARMER LOGIC