Beauty is only a light switch away. Perkins Library, Duke
University , Durham , NC
If life is a waste of time, And time is a waste of life, Then let's all get wasted together And have the time of our lives. Armand's Pizza, Washington
, DC
Fighting for peace is like Screwing for virginity. The Bayou, Baton
Rouge , LO
No matter how good she looks, Some other guy is sick and tired Of putting up with her shit. Men's Room Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel
Hill , NC
At the feast of ego Everyone leaves hungry. Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson , AZ It's hard to make a
comeback When you haven't been anywhere. Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Wickenburg , AZ
Make love, not war. Hell, do both GET MARRIED! Women's restroom The Filling Station, Bozeman
, MT
If voting could really change things, It would be illegal. Revolution Books New York , New York ..
If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of
progress? Congress ? Men's restroom House of Representatives, Washington , DC Express Lane: Five beers or less Sign over one of the urinals Ed Debevic's, Phoenix
, AZ
You're too good for him.. Sign over mirror in Women's restroom Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hill s ,CA
No wonder you always go home alone. Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly
Hills , CA ~~~ and perhaps the most realistic one ~~~
A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, You're going to have trouble with it Women's restroom Dick's Last Resort, Dallas
, TX
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
______________________________ SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs. A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
_____________________________ GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can
spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man... _____________________________
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand
him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a
lot and not try to understand her at all..
______________________________
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do,
but married men are a lot more willing to die...
______________________________
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will
change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she
won't change, and she does.
_____________________________
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the
beginning of a new argument.
_____________________________ HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the
ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at
funerals.
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