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Beauty is only a light switch away. Perkins Library, Duke


University , Durham , NC

If life is a waste of time, And time is a waste of life, Then let's all get wasted together And have the time of our lives. Armand's Pizza, Washington


, DC


Fighting for peace is like Screwing for virginity. The Bayou, Baton


Rouge , LO


No matter how good she looks, Some other guy is sick and tired Of putting up with her shit. Men's Room Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel


Hill , NC

At the feast of ego Everyone leaves hungry. Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson , AZ It's hard to make a


comeback When you haven't been anywhere. Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Wickenburg , AZ

Make love, not war. Hell, do both GET MARRIED! Women's restroom The Filling Station, Bozeman


, MT

If voting could really change things, It would be illegal. Revolution Books New York , New York ..

If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of

progress? Congress ? Men's restroom House of Representatives, Washington , DC Express Lane: Five beers or less Sign over one of the urinals Ed Debevic's, Phoenix


, AZ

You're too good for him.. Sign over mirror in Women's restroom Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hill s ,CA

No wonder you always go home alone. Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly


Hills , CA ~~~ and perhaps the most realistic one ~~~

A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, You're going to have trouble with it Women's restroom Dick's Last Resort, Dallas


, TX
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
______________________________ SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs. A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
_____________________________ GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can


spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man... _____________________________
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand


him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a


lot and not try to understand her at all..
______________________________
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do,


but married men are a lot more willing to die...
______________________________
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will


change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she


won't change, and she does.
_____________________________
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the


beginning of a new argument.
_____________________________ HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the

ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at


funerals.














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sugarnspice005

Sep 27 @ 1:52PM  
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the


beginning of a new argument.

So there!


I've seen a lot of these on bumper stickers too. Just saw that one ^^^ yesterday and a Surburban...and the funniest thing was...the couple inside looked like they were arguing.
onehornytoad69

Sep 27 @ 7:10PM  
Good Ones!!!
aftershocks

Sep 27 @ 7:26PM  
Some of these are pretty funny.

They would be funnier if you had taken the time to edit them so you didn;t have goofy spacing like
Armand's Pizza, Washington


, DC
and
Sign over one of the urinals Ed Debevic's, Phoenix


, AZ
and
Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly


Hills , CA
and
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can


spend.

and then you have all the
_____________________________
that make this post look like it is a fill in the blank survey.

I guess I can;t blame you for not giving a rat's ass about how your posts look.
shyguy140

Sep 27 @ 11:00PM  
I like them
Wordsofwit

Sep 28 @ 8:38AM  
Dick's Last Resort, Dallas

I posted one from this place on another similar blog that is worth repeating. Inside the doors on the stalls of the men's room: This is a teepee for you to go wee wee, not a wigwam for you to beat your tom tom.

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