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Marie The Italian Vergin

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Maria had just gotten married, and being a traditional Italian
she was still a virgin.

On her wedding night, staying at her mother's house,
she was very nervous.

Her mother reassured her;

'Don't worry, Maria, Tony's a good man.
Go upstairs and he'll take care of you.

Meanwhile, I'll be making pasta.'

So, up she went. When she got upstairs,
Tony took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest.
Maria ran downstairs to her mother and says,

'Mama, Mama, Tony's got a big hairy chest.'

'Don't worry, Maria,' says the mother, '
all good men have hairy chests.
Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you.'

So, up she went again. When she got up in the
bedroom, Tony took off his pants exposing his
hairy legs. Again, Maria ran downstairs to
her mother. 'Mama, Mama, Tony took off his
pants and he's got hairy legs!'

'Don't worry! All good men have hairy legs.
Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll
take good care of you.'

So, up she went again. When she got there,
Tony took off his socks and on his left foot
he was missing three toes.
When Maria saw this, she ran downstairs.
'Mama, Mama, Tony's got a foot and a half!'

Her Mama said, 'Stay here and stir the pasta.'

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lkb66

Sep 22 @ 8:24PM  
sugarnspice005

Sep 22 @ 8:39PM  
Mama is going to be a bit surprised by that "foot and a half".
hog77297

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Sep 22 @ 8:52PM  
Sugar, I would dare say any footand a half would be a suprise!
xquseme

Sep 22 @ 10:05PM  
Tsk tsk! Everybody knows that any Italian worth their salt can produce AT LEAST
a foot and a half upon demand!

BTW, anybody for some Italian sausage??
MinnieWalker

Sep 23 @ 11:00AM  
I think i heard that one before hog, but its still one of the best
prevert69

Sep 24 @ 12:26AM  
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