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Top 12 reasons to vote democrat

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  StraddleMyNose

When your "friends" cannot explain why they voted for Democrats, give them
this list. They can then pick their reasons from this "TOP 12"...



1. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a
gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas
at 15% isn't.



2. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of
spending the money I earn than I would.



3. I voted Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is
offended by it.



4. I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun and I
know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and
thieves.



5. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it
will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in
ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.



6. I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies being
aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.



7. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free
health care, education, and Social Security benefits.



8. I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to
make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away
to the government for redistribution as the Democrats see fit.



9. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the
Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get
their agendas past the voters.



10. I voted Democrat because I think that it's better to pay billions to
people who hate us for their oil, but not drill our own because it might
upset some endangered beetle or gopher.



11. I voted Democrat because while we live in the greatest, most wonderful
country in the world, I was promised "HOPE AND CHANGE".



12. I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my ass; it's
unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.



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Wordsofwit

Sep 16 @ 8:06PM  
fringe kooks who would never get
their agendas past the voters.

What does the Tea Party have to do with a failed humor attempt?
StraddleMyNose

Sep 16 @ 8:12PM  
What does the Tea Party have to do with a failed humor attempt?
Looks like this blog hit a nerve with ya, Bruce.
40DWM

Sep 16 @ 8:13PM  
Hmmm. WoW got a little hate? Used to be "All George Bush's Fault", now it's "All the Tea Party's Fault", even though they are the minority of the minority.

Sadly, all 12 of these, have been, are being, and will be said with a straight face.
Strega

Sep 16 @ 8:44PM  
What does the Tea Party have to do with a failed humor attempt?

I thought they were a failed humor attempt. You mean they are serious?!
Wordsofwit

Sep 16 @ 8:48PM  
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sugarnspice005

Sep 16 @ 8:51PM  
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Wordsofwit

Sep 17 @ 3:53PM  
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Top 12 reasons to vote democrat