An 85 yr old man was requested by his Dr. for a sperm count as part of
his physical exam. The dr. gave the man a jar & said, 'Take this jar
home & bring back a semen sample tomorrow.'
The next day the 85 yr old man reappeared at the dr's office & gave him
the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The
doctor asked what happened & the man explained, 'Well, it's like this...
First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left
hand, still nothing. 'Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with
her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her
mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing.
'We even called up Arleen, the lady next door & she tried too, first
with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing.'
The doctor was shocked! You asked your neighbor?
Yup, said the old man. We couldnt get that Dang jar opened.... h
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