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posted 9/13/2011 2:30:57 PM |
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An 85 yr old man was requested by his Dr. for a sperm count as part of

his physical exam. The dr. gave the man a jar & said, 'Take this jar

home & bring back a semen sample tomorrow.'



The next day the 85 yr old man reappeared at the dr's office & gave him

the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The

doctor asked what happened & the man explained, 'Well, it's like this...

First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left

hand, still nothing. 'Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with

her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her

mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing.

'We even called up Arleen, the lady next door & she tried too, first

with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing.'



The doctor was shocked! You asked your neighbor?



Yup, said the old man. We couldnt get that Dang jar opened.... h

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pinklipstick2

Sep 13 @ 2:48PM  
somnium

Sep 13 @ 4:41PM  


Ya know... I think I still have one or two of them there pollywogs swimm'n around somewhere!


sugarnspice005

Sep 13 @ 4:59PM  
They should have given it to a kid then....we all know kids can open stuff that they shouldn't be able to open.

RevDocLove

Sep 13 @ 8:20PM  
I failed mine too..
MinnieWalker

Sep 13 @ 8:59PM  
funny hog
lkb66

Sep 13 @ 9:05PM  
Good one!
tassie1

Sep 14 @ 6:47AM  
prevert69

Sep 16 @ 1:49AM  
You sir are a sick puppy.

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