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Larry Is In The Hospital

posted 9/8/2011 9:25:32 PM |
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Who in the hell is Larry?

Well Larry is the guy who gets home late one night and Linda, his wife, says "Where the hell have you been?" Larry replies "I was out getting a tattoo!"

"A tattoo"? She frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"

"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates" he said proudly.

"What the hell were you thinking"? She said, shaking her head in disgust. "Why on earth would a Chartered Accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"

"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."

Larry is in the Royal Adelaide Hospital, Critical Care Unit, Room 233

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Sep 8 @ 10:53PM  
Poor Larry. He thought he had it all figured out. Ya know, one would think he would know after a while his wife's sense of humor.

Sep 8 @ 10:57PM  
Sugar I don't believe she has one!

Sep 8 @ 11:11PM  
Yeah, I'm pretty sure she doesn't either.

Sep 9 @ 1:08AM  
...that's unfortunate....I am guessing the mrs's doesn't have a sense of humor.....I'd a least tried the money clip on him.....

Sep 9 @ 8:00AM  

Sep 9 @ 9:03AM  
Funny hog

Sep 9 @ 11:51AM  
Sometimes a good idea just goes wrong!


Sep 10 @ 10:52AM  

Sep 10 @ 8:59PM  

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