Then, if he ends up leaving too....... you get the idea.
Several years ago a buddy of mine began to date a lady who was in a protracted divorce. I guess she got a little wild. But after about six weeks he was invited over to the house. She met her 10 year old son and bit later her 12 year old daughter came home and asked who he was. Before the woman could answer, the boy responded, "The latest member of the man of the month club."