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posted 8/30/2011 3:02:15 PM |
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It's happy hour at a local bar and all the patrons are just starting to order some drinks and unwind on a Friday evening.

Suddenly, a guy walks in carrying a live alligator under his arm.
Some of the people watch as he walks up to the bar, clears off a section with his arm, and puts the alligator on the bar.

He jumps up on a stool a yells out:
Hey, Everybody, can I have your attention?

So as everyone turns toward the bar and says, sure, what do you want?
The guys says "I have a proposition for you all"

Yeah, what is it, they reply,
He says: If I put my dick and balls in this alligator's mouth for 5 minutes and remove them undamaged, will you all buy me a drink?

The crowd laughs and says: we'll probably be calling 911, but sure, go ahead, they're yours to do with what you want!

So, the guy drops his pants, sits down in front of the alligator and prys his mouth open. H ethen puts his "package" in the alligator's mouth and closes it.
After about five minutes, the guy looks at his watch, turns and grabs a bottle off of the counter, and wacks the alligator in the head.
The alligator opens his mouth and the guys shows everyone there is no damage.

Everyone cheers, and as the guy is drinking the first of his free drinks after pulling up his pants, he jumps up on the stool again.

Hey everyone, I got another proposition for you, cheering in the crowd.
Which one of you has the guts to give it a try?

All of a sudden silence in the room!



Then a blonde from the back says: I will, but you better not hit me in the head with a bottle!!!!

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1bunny629

Aug 31 @ 12:53PM  
Wordsofwit

Aug 31 @ 2:33PM  
I remember hearing it with George W. Bush instead of a blonde man years ago.

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