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I don't think I'm that difficult to put up with!

posted 8/30/2011 1:35:27 PM |

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cottoncandydragon

I mean, damn.....I am an awesome cook and if I don't feel like cooking, I can go to a restaurant, or grab a burger on the way home, or if nothing else, I have Pizza Hut on speed dial and they deliver! And I can take myself to every chick flick I want to see.

I know every porn site on the computer and I have an impressive collection of sex toys.

And I keep my wine in a mini fridge by my chair.

Yeah, I'm being sarcastically realistic and self-reliant. Deal with it!

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somnium

Aug 30 @ 1:54PM

Yeah but... can you make broasted chicken- that's what I wanna know!

Strega

Aug 30 @ 4:35PM

Yeah but... can you make broasted chicken- that's what I wanna know!

I can. It's a little bland for my taste but I can make it and do from time to time for my mom who can't take the spicy food I like.

cottoncandydragon

Aug 30 @ 4:44PM

I can make broasted chicken on the grill,and I can make it spicy.

somnium

Aug 30 @ 4:53PM

Wow, two ladies that can make broasted chicken- I'm in Heaven!

RevDocLove

Aug 30 @ 5:05PM

I have a rotisserie in my toaster/convection oven..

Do small pork roasts, and boneless turkey tits in it..

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