All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
"I should be in charge," said the brain, "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."
"I should be in charge," said the blood, "Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."
"I should be in charge," said the stomach," Because I process food and give all of you energy."
"I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."
"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "Because I allow the body to see where it goes."
"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him,
so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach was bloated,
the legs got wobbly,
the eyes got watery,
and the blood was toxic.
They all decided that the rectum should be the boss
.
The Moral of the story?
Even though the others do all the work...
The ass hole is usually in charge
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max49
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Aug 26 @ 4:06PM
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  Sad but true. 
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needsomenow789
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Aug 26 @ 4:21PM
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 good shyguy
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Wordsofwit
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Aug 26 @ 6:24PM
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Will all of the jokesters on here who have been here more than a few months please regularly read the jokes posted by the other jokesters so as to avoid reposting the jokes posted by the other jokester within the last couple of weeks/months... Let me reread that... yeah, that's right. Thanks in advance!
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aftershocks
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Aug 26 @ 6:31PM
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WoW.. Are you trying to tell us that you are in charge?
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PinkToeNails
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Aug 26 @ 6:35PM
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Right on shocks!!
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Wordsofwit
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Aug 26 @ 8:21PM
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WoW.. Are you trying to tell us that you are in charge?
Oh no, just making a public service request to try to reduce the rerun jokes posted every few weeks, merely a friendly suggestion with a bit of sarcasm based upon reality   
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RevDocLove
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Aug 26 @ 9:06PM
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We're getting the ones from a couple of years ago on the other side just now
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Wordsofwit
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Aug 26 @ 9:31PM
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WoW.. Are you trying to tell us that you are in charge?
Tell me,aftershocks, if instead of my saying anything about rerun jokes, I said something about whapper postings, would you have said anything beyond, "Here, here"? I doubt it, my friend.
Clutter is clutter. And this site will continue to decline until people figure out that if folks don't post anything that people give a damn about, participation in blogland will erode. It is a pretty simple and obvious concept to me. See what is shown in views and comments. It is pretty clear; Boring posts bore people.  
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hog77297
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Aug 26 @ 9:49PM
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Any one that want to make Wow in charge leave ther vote!
Sorry Bruce but you sound llike you want to be in charge!
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Wordsofwit
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Aug 26 @ 10:06PM
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No, Hog, I decline to be in charge. I have no interest. I am just stating the the obvious that nobody, obviously, wants to hear... bore people, they leave. See what is shown. If people want a cyber Mayberry, they will get it. Just being Harry Truman here and talking true, figure it out
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Wordsofwit
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Aug 27 @ 5:19PM
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Oh just to clarify things, Shox comment was funnier than the joke Yes, depending on who you are, I can be an asshole. Maybe I shouldn't say the baby is ugly while many others put lipstick on the pig. Oh well
I no longer have a problem with stale jokes. They are new to a lot of people on here and they enjoy them My point was based upon stale jokes being posted as reruns that had been posted in the last few weeks by others.
That strikes me as being an interesting situation. It seems to me that a joke lover, and I am one, would read all of the other jokester's posts. I do. In so doing, you would know if you have been on here for a while what ones have been posted recently.
Hell, you can go into the blog listings of the jokesters, there are only about five or six or so including myself, and catch up quickly on them if you have been away for a month or so.
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aftershocks
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Aug 28 @ 3:00AM
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I forgot about my comment on this blog. Timing is everything. Your comment after the punchline was a perfect set up to WoW.. Are you trying to tell us that you are in charge? Hey WoW.. Just think. If I had said something about Whapper postings in this blog, you could have made me the brunt of that joke and asked if I was trying to be in charge.
And since that would be the same joke, it COULD be considered a rerun, even if the other joke only happened in a hypothetical/parallel universe.....Or is it?
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Wordsofwit
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Aug 28 @ 11:47AM
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For a bit of humor, once in the "good old days" one joke was posted by three different people within 24 hours. Yes, I did blog about it, including copy/pasting the joke into my blog making it posted four times Quite a few got pissed at me for being an asshole but even more laughed and cheered me on
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