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posted 8/17/2011 9:02:35 PM |
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  hog77297

A foolproof way for old guys to pick up chicks!
This is a touching story...truly touching:

I met a girl in the park the other evening.

There was an instant spark between us and she

immediately dropped to her knees and laid

on the grass at my feet.

As I lay there, having my way with her, I thought:

"These taser guns are well worth the money."

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Wordsofwit

Aug 17 @ 9:16PM  
Oooh Still funny and I hadn't heard it before But I can't give a kudo for fear of being tazered by the ladies
theSkwirl

Aug 17 @ 9:17PM  
Sokay Bruce, I kudzu'd him.. it's fuckin funny!
Wordsofwit

Aug 17 @ 9:18PM  
A foolproof way for old guys to pick up chicks!

Don't you mean take down? Might work for catching fish for guys who never catch anything conventionally in that pursuit either
onehornytoad69

Aug 17 @ 9:20PM  
Greenie from me.... That was funny man!
You made me "Almost"... waste some good cold beer!!!!
hog77297

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Aug 17 @ 9:59PM  
I think {or hope} the ladys here will know a joke when they see one.
And Bruce thanks for the fishing tip. Is that how you do it in Texas?
StraddleMyNose

Aug 17 @ 10:44PM  
Now that was funny!
Wordsofwit

Aug 17 @ 11:21PM  
Is that how you do it in Texas?

Not to my knowledge but Saddam Hussein was known for going fishing using hand grenades.
1bunny629

Aug 18 @ 1:05AM  
...get it how ever ya can!...that was funny!
Strega

Aug 18 @ 3:38AM  
Don't think it would work too well for women to use on the men but hey man whatever works. Funny stuff
Strega

Aug 18 @ 3:41AM  
Not to my knowledge but Saddam Hussein was known for going fishing using hand grenades

My dad talked about doing that in Germany in World War II when the rations were late getting to them. He said explosives but I have a feeling they were Army issued.
RevDocLove

Aug 18 @ 8:42AM  
Shocking, absolutely shocking !!!!!
somnium

Aug 18 @ 9:16AM  
Well... these days, what ever works- ya know?

sugarnspice005

Aug 18 @ 9:47AM  
Well, that's one of doing it!

But I can't give a kudo for fear of being tazered by the ladies

Oh come on! Us ladies here have a sense of humor ya know.

Leaving a kudo and thanks for the chuckle.
flavorbuster

Aug 18 @ 1:16PM  
They better do them quick while they are still shaking for a better orgasm. Doing them while they are still flopping around will not give them the excuse of fucking a dead fish.
hog77297

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Aug 18 @ 11:06PM  
Thanks peeps for the comments!

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