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  Luvrgrl

Weekends of up close and personal very naked play. Repeatedly.

If you like a man's hands in your hair or all over you. And also if you want outdoor sex in good weather. Thats what the blanket in the truck with the wet spot stain in the middle is all about.

Why date a vibrator when you can have my hands high on your thigh pulling your legs apart as you finish gasping from the tongue lashing I have bestowed upon your throbbing and still tingling clit?

Be on reliable birth control because I am going to look you in the eye as I splash spurt after spurt of my hot, wet, slippery, white, offering deeply inside of you.

Repeatedly.

Got pics or want to entice me?

ME: Can Ya Fuckin believe it???? Do they get any better???

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tlc0766

Jan 19 @ 7:05PM  
one of the best I've seen umm you told him yeah sure come on over right????
oohwa

Jan 19 @ 7:07PM  
i got same one....lol was debating on wheter to post it or not
BigFlirt

Jan 19 @ 7:08PM  
Damn is that what i am doing wrong? Do i need to send E-mails like that? Is that how i too can get a woman? Wheres a camera so i can post a nude picture too.....
canuhelpme258

Jan 19 @ 7:09PM  
Wow does he give lessons?
devilnangel2

Jan 19 @ 7:09PM  
wow. the bold ridiculousness of it is totally mind blowing.
Luvrgrl

Jan 19 @ 7:09PM  
NO NUDE PICS! ONLY COCK SHOTS!!!!! GAWD!!! Get a clue!
jrjones1970

Jan 19 @ 7:13PM  
Creative,, at least in a way. Thanks for posting this so us good guys know that there is at least a chance to find someone with guys like that sending those kinds of emails..
StraddleMyNose

Jan 19 @ 7:24PM  
Yes, good blog.
BigFlirt

Jan 19 @ 7:26PM  
Sorry, cock shots not nudes, see thats why i am doing so bad on here i am just doing it all wrong, will you teach me????lol
cabl_guy

Jan 19 @ 7:27PM  
getting my pen & pad to take down notes
NightOfOld

Jan 19 @ 7:29PM  

Deesh !!!! A fella that can write like that ?
I guess A guy like me doesn't stand a chance.
Luvrboy846

Jan 19 @ 7:30PM  
Wow he really sucked you in with that description....sounds like a good Old fasioned naked country red neck DATE RAPE story....
Dominus

Jan 19 @ 7:41PM  
This is really good.

It's definitely heads and shoulders above the monosylibic stuff.

But imagine it being read in the "movie phone" guy voice...and there goes the sensuality.
loveydovey

Jan 19 @ 7:41PM  
now who on earth could pass an invitation like that up
Giggl_Sprite

Jan 19 @ 7:53PM  
So, if a guy ejaculating makes a spurting noise... what sound does a wet kitty make?
jezzarae

Jan 19 @ 7:56PM  
hmmmm my guess is the zodiac dragon strikes again almost word for word on the email I got today........
Weekends of up close and personal very naked play. Repeatedly.

If you like a man's hands in your hair or all over you.

Why date a vibrator when you can have my hands high on your thigh pulling your legs apart as you finish gasping from the tongue lashing I have bestowed upon your throbbing and still tingling clit?

Be on reliable birth contrl because I am going to look you in the eye as I splash spurt after spurt of my hot, wet, slippery, white, offering deeply inside of you.

Repeatedly.

When one man cums, another man takes his place. Thats what my buddies and I love the most.

Fuck you very much.

Got pics or want to entice me/us?

......... what a loser.
str8ngr84u2

Jan 19 @ 7:58PM  
Has anyone gotten the one "Can I interest you in a two hour kiss?" I know Lena and I got it! What jerks!
Luvrgrl

Jan 19 @ 7:59PM  
Ok...just cuz I'm in a sassy mood.....who thinks we should post his e-mail address?
ynot7769

Jan 19 @ 8:28PM  
ok ...everyone say it with me...D O U C H B A G!!!

and Luvgrl
......Ok...just cuz I'm in a sassy mood.....who thinks we should post his e-mail address?

you KNOW I DO
jezzarae

Jan 19 @ 8:31PM  
I sure thought about posting it. I just wasnt sure if the bear would bite me for it.
canuhelpme258

Jan 19 @ 8:44PM  
eh first iffense da Bear will only delete it, so post it I'll get him some nice spam lol
jezzarae

Jan 19 @ 8:47PM  
{email address removed}
Argit01

Jan 19 @ 8:57PM  
I promise hand on heart not to send you any more e-mails like that one and hang my head in shame for doing so.
bkaw810

Jan 19 @ 9:02PM  
I find it hard to believe that guys duplicate e-mails.
I'm not the most educated person anywhere but I know every woman is different
in her want's and desires and deserves an individual and personal e- mail.



2averagegirl

Jan 20 @ 1:48AM  

As for men duplicating emails ...... I have a friend that is also on this site and we both got the same email from a man one day.....Both of us emailed him back and told him he should at least change a word or two between women....... We have each gotten the same email from him twice since then............Always says he has read our profiles and thinks we would be a prefect match for him .............Our profiles are totaly different as are our taste so how can we both be perfect for him if he does read them.
wtxman

Jan 20 @ 3:53AM  
with such wit and wisdom in this email, can the nobel prize for literature be far behind?
jezzarae

Jan 20 @ 4:19AM  
As I have been handing out awards this week......... "The Asshole of the Week Award' is presented to Aries Dragon....
Rikosound

Jan 21 @ 12:19PM  
Do You Actaually Think That's A Good One? It's in my opinion, a desparate plea! Hey! If That's your thing, then real cool! If a woman sent me something similar, I would be a bit curious as to why!

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