Einstein was born March 14, 1879.** **
He would be 132 if he were alive today.
Few people remember that he married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal,* *after his
first marriage failed in 1919.*
*At the time he stated that he was attracted to Elsa "because she was so
*He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the
attraction is even stronger if there is a DNA connection.**
*This came to be known as....*
*Einstein's Theory of "Relative Titty."*
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