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posted 8/10/2011 2:50:39 PM |
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Einstein was born March 14, 1879.** **
He would be 132 if he were alive today.
Few people remember that he married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal,* *after his
first marriage failed in 1919.*

*At the time he stated that he was attracted to Elsa "because she was so
well endowed".*

*He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the
attraction is even stronger if there is a DNA connection.**
*
*This came to be known as....*

*Einstein's Theory of "Relative Titty."*

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Aug 10 @ 3:30PM  
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Aug 10 @ 9:20PM  
Cute!

Never heard this one before. This also deserves a kudo!
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