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posted 8/4/2011 9:57:45 PM |
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An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years.

He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and looks it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee..

As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, 'We're not coming out until you leave!

The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'

Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.'

Some old men can still think fast.

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sugarnspice005

Aug 4 @ 10:13PM  
Wonder how fast they got out after that.

That was a good come back.
BigFlirt

Aug 4 @ 10:13PM  
That's funny
aftershox

Aug 4 @ 10:38PM  


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somnium

Aug 5 @ 8:51AM  
Cute joke!

Thanks for the tip- think I'll build a large pond and stock it with.... ...................................... women!

onehornytoad69

Aug 5 @ 10:49AM  
good one!
papi314

Aug 7 @ 4:20AM  
YES! Keep them on their toes...

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