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An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, 'When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!'

Neighbors feared him. They believed he practiced magic, because of the many strange occurrences that
took place in their neighborhood. The old man liked the fact that he was feared. ---To everyone's relief,
he died of a heart attack when he was 98.

His wife had a closed casket at the wake. After the burial, she went straight to the local bar and began to party, as if there was no tomorrow.

Her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, 'Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way out of the grave and haunt you for the rest of your life?'

The wife put down her drink and said, 'Let him dig. I had him buried upside down. And you know men won't ask for directions.'



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PinkToeNails

Aug 3 @ 9:18PM  
LOL!!! Dig away fucker!!!

I've never heard this joke.. but that doesn't mean Bruce hasn't!!!! *poking fun*

hog77297

Aug 3 @ 9:26PM  
PInk, I don't care if he are anyone else has heard it! I thought it was funny and thought all could use a good laugh!
onehornytoad69

Aug 3 @ 9:44PM  
Women!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Bastids!!!!
PinkToeNails

Aug 3 @ 9:47PM  
Don't forget the MEN toad!!


onehornytoad69

Aug 3 @ 9:49PM  
hog77297

Aug 3 @ 9:54PM  
Well Toad , Pink put you in your place.
StraddleMyNose

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Aug 3 @ 9:55PM  
I think it's funny!
sugarnspice005

Aug 3 @ 10:58PM  
Good one!!!
somnium

Aug 4 @ 12:18AM  
'Let him dig. I had him buried upside down. And you know men won't ask for directions.'

He won't need directions- once he gets to China, he'll know he went in the wrong direction- then he'll turn around and eventually, catch up with her!


soft_touch938

Aug 4 @ 10:38AM  
Moral of the story?


DON'T MESS WITH WOMEN...especially old women...
papi314

Aug 7 @ 4:29AM  
I need that ...good one!

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