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Will Work for Food - Joke

posted 8/2/2011 2:07:06 PM |
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This is a dumb joke, but it is an original

Times have gotten tough, no work. I am behind on my bills, the cupboards are barren and the fridge is almost empty. Tough measures are in order, so I made up sign saying, "Will Work for Food" and proceeded to a busy intersection where I stood holding my sign.

After about a half an hour a new fire engine Chevy Silverado with 20 inch chrome rims pulled up next to me. The window rolled down and and a burrito asked me, "¿Usted habla Español?"


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hog77297

Aug 2 @ 2:17PM  
Your right original ,but to dumb for a kudo.
Strega

Aug 2 @ 4:29PM  
Must be a Texas thing?
RevDocLove

Aug 2 @ 4:54PM  
Si Jefe`
tassie1

Aug 3 @ 6:23AM  
me no speaka da lingo
onehornytoad69

Aug 3 @ 7:41AM  
okie dokie!
papi314

Aug 7 @ 5:23AM  
Sorry..but today this joke goes like this on the last part..... a new corprate jet pulls up next to me. The window rolled down and a poltician then asks me, "You have any more Money?"

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Will Work for Food - Joke