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posted 8/1/2011 6:26:51 PM |
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A real woman is a man's best friend.

She will never stand him up and never let him down.

She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.

She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret.

She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.

She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most Confident, sexy, seductive and invincible...

No wait...

Sorry. I'm thinking of whiskey. It's whiskey that does all that shit.

Never mind.

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RevDocLove

Aug 1 @ 6:58PM  
Whiskey River take my hand
pinklipstick2

Aug 1 @ 7:18PM  
Bad Hog
40DWM

Aug 1 @ 7:25PM  
green thangy!!
cottoncandydragon

Aug 1 @ 9:01PM  
I thought you were talking about your dog!
Wordsofwit

Aug 1 @ 9:44PM  
Between the dogs, the booze, and my left hand, I can cover all of the bases without the bitching or attorney's fees
somnium

Aug 1 @ 11:02PM  
She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most Confident, sexy, seductive and invincible...

In other words, she's in the habit of faking it in bed!


sugarnspice005

Aug 2 @ 10:40AM  


Oh hell, that was funny!!! Who am I trying kid!
onehornytoad69

Aug 3 @ 7:40AM  

Hell,..... I'll drink to that!

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