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posted 8/1/2011 6:26:51 PM |
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hog77297
A real woman is a man's best friend.
She will never stand him up and never let him down.
She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.
She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret.
She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.
She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most Confident, sexy, seductive and invincible...
No wait...
Sorry. I'm thinking of whiskey. It's whiskey that does all that shit.
Never mind.
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RevDocLove
Aug 1 @ 6:58PM
Whiskey River take my hand
pinklipstick2
Aug 1 @ 7:18PM
Bad Hog
40DWM
Aug 1 @ 7:25PM
green thangy!!
cottoncandydragon
Aug 1 @ 9:01PM
I thought you were talking about your dog!
Wordsofwit
Aug 1 @ 9:44PM
Between the dogs, the booze, and my left hand, I can cover all of the bases without the bitching or attorney's fees
somnium
Aug 1 @ 11:02PM
She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most Confident, sexy, seductive and invincible...
In other words, she's in the habit of faking it in bed!
sugarnspice005
Aug 2 @ 10:40AM
Oh hell, that was funny!!! Who am I trying kid!
onehornytoad69
Aug 3 @ 7:40AM
Hell,..... I'll drink to that!
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