WE BOTH WANT 2 EAT HER…BUT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THE SAME THING? (part two) posted 1/19/2007 3:57:45 PM | 1 kudo what's this?     report abuse

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CONTINUED FROM B4...

But all of this got me thinking (and we all know what that leads 2) and I have decided that were I in a similar situation (which I wouldn’t be since I’m not a goddamned idiot. I fucking hate Utah 2, but that fucking snow is COLD), I would want my fellow travelers 2 eat me. I mean…fuck it. I’m already dead. Use me 2 stretch out that fabulous fucking soup U’ve been serving, I don’t give a shit (hell, my cock alone would feed a family of six). Better U should eat me than some fucking mountain lion or grizzly bear or freaking Bigfoot or what the fuck ever is out in the fucking forest in the middle of winter (trust me…there’s something out there. I may not know what, exactly, but it’s out there nonetheless…and it’s hungry as fuck!).

But if the shoe wuz on the other foot, would I hop on that one 2? I honestly don’t know, but I suspect most of U motherfuckers would taste 2 fucking gamey anyway. Besides, I tend 2 lose my appetite when I’m cooking, so by the time it wuz soup I doubt I would even be hungry. But some of U might be good as a steak…especially if we managed 2 bring along any A-1 Sauce. Cuz U know it’s just not done, until U add the A-1. Mix up a little pine cone salad and its dinner, kids! And U thought we were gonna go hungry, U silly goose!

I guess the bottom line is that U really don’t know what U will do in any given situation until U have actually been there and done that, and we now know that when faced with the decision the Donners chose not 2 go there or do that. It wuz a decision that may well have cost them their lives, but at least they didn’t have 2 face last night’s entrée at the Newcomer’s Seminar in Hell, and now their descendants can rest easy with the knowledge that their ancestors did not turn N2 cannibals, after all, despite the obvious advantages 2 doing so.

Keeping U posted,

DS

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