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What do retired people do all day?

posted 7/28/2011 7:47:05 PM |
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Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting?

Well for example, the other day I went into town and went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes.

When I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a f****** break?"

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a turd.

He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a sh*thead.

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with
the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't care. I came into town by bus.

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired....... It's important at my age......

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Jul 28 @ 9:27PM  
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting?

We come on here in hopes of finding something interesting... slim pickings compared to the past

Jul 28 @ 9:41PM  
My guess is: if the person receiving all those tickets is retired, you've unknowingly given that person something to do for a couple days in the way of court dates maybe but... don't expect much in the way of gratitude!


Jul 28 @ 9:43PM  
That was daymn Funny... right there!!
Thx for Posting!!

Jul 29 @ 1:23AM  
I told someone at the bar the other night that I wanted to retire to Belize and ride horses on the beach naked everyday, but if they saw me in the near future riding naked on a horse down Main Street to know that I got the horse...I just can't get to Belize.....

Jul 29 @ 5:10AM  
what does a guy with a 10'' cock have for breakfast ?

well this morning it was cornflakes ....and yesterday i had bacon & eggs and...

Jul 29 @ 9:15AM  
Might's well have fun anyway you can

retire to Belize
Go to Placencia for super laid back
Whale Cum Cay if you wanna' party 24/7

Jul 29 @ 5:32PM  
Retirement? What is that? I don't see that anywhere in the near future for me however if I did and could do what I want then I would just go back to New York (Greenwich Village) and get my life back.

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