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PICK UP LINES THAT MAY GET YOU KILLED

posted 7/28/2011 9:08:54 AM |

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RevDocLove

1. If you and I were squirrels,
could I bust a nut in your hole?

2. I'd like to wrap your legs around my head
and wear you like a feed bag.

3. If it's true that we are what we eat,
I could be you by morning!

4. How do you like your eggs:
poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

5. I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name
to go with your face.

6. You are so fine that I'd eat your shit
just to see where it came from.

7. My love for you is like diarrhea,
I just can't hold it in.

8. Roses are red. Violets are blue.
I like spaghetti. Let's go fuck.

9. Is that a keg in your pants?
'Cause I would love to tap that ass!

10. If your right leg was Thanksgiving,
and your left leg was Christmas,
could I meet you between the holidays?

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max49

Jul 28 @ 9:23AM

somnium

Jul 28 @ 9:26AM

11. I have an injector you have a bun hole,
let's make a cream puff out of you!

xquseme

Jul 28 @ 10:11PM

I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
Picturesque, direct and to the point! Why haven't I ever tried this?!?

Wordsofwit

Jul 29 @ 12:24AM

There are people that are funny, and people that wish they were

tassie1

Jul 29 @ 5:16AM

There are people that are funny, and people that wish they were

yeah,yeah... your not still upset cos i, 3 & 8 worked on your sister that one time are ya ?

onehornytoad69

Jul 29 @ 5:57AM

Cute!!!!

aftershox

Jul 30 @ 8:22AM

Oh Doc, I think I am in love....

shyguy140

Jul 30 @ 8:55AM

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