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posted 7/28/2011 9:08:54 AM |
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1. If you and I were squirrels,
could I bust a nut in your hole?

2. I'd like to wrap your legs around my head
and wear you like a feed bag.

3. If it's true that we are what we eat,
I could be you by morning!

4. How do you like your eggs:
poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

5. I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name
to go with your face.

6. You are so fine that I'd eat your shit
just to see where it came from.

7. My love for you is like diarrhea,
I just can't hold it in.

8. Roses are red. Violets are blue.
I like spaghetti. Let's go fuck.

9. Is that a keg in your pants?
'Cause I would love to tap that ass!

10. If your right leg was Thanksgiving,
and your left leg was Christmas,
could I meet you between the holidays?


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max49

Jul 28 @ 9:23AM  
somnium

Jul 28 @ 9:26AM  
11. I have an injector you have a bun hole,
let's make a cream puff out of you!



xquseme

Jul 28 @ 10:11PM  
I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
Picturesque, direct and to the point! Why haven't I ever tried this?!?
Wordsofwit

Jul 29 @ 12:24AM  
There are people that are funny, and people that wish they were
tassie1

Jul 29 @ 5:16AM  
There are people that are funny, and people that wish they were

yeah,yeah... your not still upset cos i, 3 & 8 worked on your sister that one time are ya ?
onehornytoad69

Jul 29 @ 5:57AM  
Cute!!!!
aftershox

Jul 30 @ 8:22AM  


Oh Doc, I think I am in love....
shyguy140

Jul 30 @ 8:55AM  

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