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In Love With His Goat

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"I'm in love with my goat," the nervous man told his psychiatrist.

"Nothing to worry about," the psychiatrist consoled. "Many people are fond of animals. As a matter of fact, my wife and I have a dog that we are very attached to."

"But, doctor," continued the troubled patient, "I feel ummm,... *physically* attracted to my goat!"

"Hmmm," the doctor asked, "Is it male or female?"

"Female, of course!" the man replied. "What do you think I am...GAY?

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Wordsofwit

Jul 25 @ 5:02PM  
That one reminds of the scene with Gene Wilder and the sheep in Everything That You Ever Wanted to Know About Sex But Was Afraid to FInd Out.


Here are a couple of related rerun jokes:

washed up with him. After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted island. After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset. One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance. As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling. A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was a woman. That evening, the man brought the newcomer to the evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the man started to get 'those feelings' again. He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally gave in and leaned over to the woman and told her he hadn't had sex for months. She batted her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she could do for him. He said, “Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?”


A guy came home drunk with a sheep under his arm and walks into the bedroom where his wife is reading.
"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with whenever you are not in the mood." he says.
His wife disgustedly replies, "If you weren't so drunk, you would notice that is a sheep, not a pig."
He looks at her and retorts, "I wasn't talking to you."

Wordsofwit

Jul 25 @ 7:03PM  
Oops, I cut off the opening It should have began with a man, a sheep, and a sheepdog being survivors of a shipwreck. Sorry...
hog77297

Jul 25 @ 7:25PM  
Goats,sheep,pigs, damn ya'll some screw up foke! [

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