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The Price of Food - Joke

posted 7/24/2011 1:40:09 PM |
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  Wordsofwit

A friend of mine in Canada sent me this one. Actually, she is a German national who met her hubby online. But this a good one I had never seen before

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu....

+Tourist: $5.00

+Broiled Missionary: $10.00

+Fried Explorer: $15.00

+Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a high price for the politicians?"

The waiter replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of crap, it takes all morning."

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girlcountry

Jul 24 @ 2:04PM  
good one!
Wordsofwit

Jul 24 @ 2:19PM  
Talk about getting skyrocketing page views I see we meet again Wonder of wonder the dragon is dancing How is the weather in Maryland? Like here on AMD, a bit uncomfortable for you I suspect
sugarnspice005

Jul 24 @ 6:08PM  
That's a good one!

And what's this? Hogging the view count? Shame!!
Strega

Jul 25 @ 2:06AM  
One I had not heard Funny too.
tassie1

Jul 25 @ 5:07AM  
too true i bet
greenie
hog77297

Jul 25 @ 11:49AM  
Good one and new too!
Sending a greenthing!

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