A friend of mine in Canada sent me this one. Actually, she is a German national who met her hubby online. But this a good one I had never seen before 
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu....
+Tourist: $5.00
+Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+Fried Explorer: $15.00
+Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a high price for the politicians?"
The waiter replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of crap, it takes all morning."
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